Morning emails.

This morning, I received an email from Denise, a lady I used to work with when I worked for Cory.

Subject: Your black auntie loves you!

Hey Sweetie!

It's me the black sheep of the family. (literally LOL)
I miss your happy ass! What have you been doing? How's the dating game coming along? Did you eat junk food this past holiday weekend? well I did but I still watched it. I've lost 23 lbs since you last saw me. got 5 million more to go. I'm more active in the summer and hope to be motivated enough to join this exercise program with jewel and fee fee. (your black cousins LOL). [Jewel is her daughter. Fee Fee is the dog.] oh well just thought I'd check my mail to see who was thinking about me. little sump in sump in to make you smile. c ya babes......... auntie d.

You know, if it were anyone else, I'd probably have gotten queasy. I guess you'd just have to know Auntie Denise. She's a character like no other.