Telegrams from the insane

[Since I'm pressed for time.]

Moving the rest of my stuff today omg the stress and I won't have much internet access in the next week so if you need me call my cell and I don't want to finish packing or unpack and Skyler come back because I need your shoulder and I still have to run to the post office to mail an international package and mail a few errant christmas gifts later this week and I had a filet mignon that probably cost more than my life last night and there was expensive pinot noir and I didn't have to pay for it and I fell asleep the moment my head touched the pillow and my parents are being dickwads but what else is new and I hate this place I can't wait to leave and I got cards from jackiealexis and sunflwgal and I just wanna crawl under the blankets and pretend today isn't going to happen STOP.

[Sanity set to return sometime around 9am tomorrow morning.]