You have fudged the bucket and given me too many words to know.
I emerge from the almost exclusively underwater portion of my journal to bring you this from 
throwingstardna::
Jeb Bush unleashes Chang, his mystical warrior alter-ego, complete with sword.
"Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.
"I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down."
Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift. "I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared.
Oh. My. Damn.
throwingstardna:: Jeb Bush unleashes Chang, his mystical warrior alter-ego, complete with sword.
"Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.
"I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down."
Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift. "I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared.
Oh. My. Damn.