Virgo:: The planetary omens for you are all about revelation and flashes of insight, so I don't think I'm being too outrageously optimistic when I predict that the coming days will bring you more "aha!"-type experiences than you've had in the past four months combined. In fact, I'll be bold and call this Eureka Explosion Week. To get yourself in the mood, read these definitions of the word "epiphany": a stroke of realization about the meaning of something important; a sudden flow of inspiring knowledge without thought; a perception of a previously hidden reality by means of a burst of intuition.
Dear Rob,
You ain't kiddin'. Wait. Is this in any way related to an epiphisneeze?
Yours,
Christina
A note to anyone trying to reach me on my cell: my phone will be off until Saturday. I left my charger at Skyler's and that thing is dead. If you have my home phone number, you can reach me there before 10:30pm or leave a message.
ETA: Whoa. I just had a ten-second case of deja-vu. 
