Addendum to my beach post:
Two-piece bathing suit that makes you feel like a cow: $35.95
Blue beach sarong to hide your pasty white ass: $12.50
Body board so you can show off your extreme lack of coordination: $14.99
"Waterproof" sunblock that washes off after 5 minutes, leaving you Ms. Piggy red: $9.99
Witnessing a seagull drop a bloody, half-eaten fish onto your sister's head, splaying her hair with its guts: Priceless.
Blue beach sarong to hide your pasty white ass: $12.50
Body board so you can show off your extreme lack of coordination: $14.99
"Waterproof" sunblock that washes off after 5 minutes, leaving you Ms. Piggy red: $9.99
Witnessing a seagull drop a bloody, half-eaten fish onto your sister's head, splaying her hair with its guts: Priceless.