Addendum to my beach post:

Two-piece bathing suit that makes you feel like a cow: $35.95

Blue beach sarong to hide your pasty white ass: $12.50

Body board so you can show off your extreme lack of coordination: $14.99

"Waterproof" sunblock that washes off after 5 minutes, leaving you Ms. Piggy red: $9.99



Witnessing a seagull drop a bloody, half-eaten fish onto your sister's head, splaying her hair with its guts: Priceless.