Free Will Astrology: Virgo Horoscope for the week of April 28, 2005
Oh, and?
Virgo: If I were going to write a fairy tale about the current state of your life, I would say that your stolen treasure is locked away in a heart-shaped metal box at the top of a glass mountain. You have every right to steal it back, but you haven't been able to get to it. The surface of the mountain is too slippery for you to climb. In the next chapter of the fairy tale, you will encounter an elf or dwarf or witch who has a pair of special shoes with suction cups that could allow you to scale the peak. But you will have to give something in return for those shoes. And here's the tricky part: The elf or dwarf or witch may not tell you exactly what he or she wants; you might have to guess.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*