So, as I was working in the bookstore today, Racheal pointed out something very odd. We apparently have a teacher listed in the campus directory named Gay Love. That's her married name. Her husband's name is Richard. So yes, my gentle readers, Gay Love and Dick Love are married.

Kyle then went on to tell me that one of the former Alumni-relations head's name was Dick Seamen. His wife was Prudence Seamen.

"Kyle, were his parents stupid or just really mean?" I asked.

"I dunno, but he always was kind of a prick."

Badum-ching!