Official Boyfriend Casting

Dear Evan Farmer,

Should something tragic ever befall my love life, please call me. I was watching While You Were Out today, and you were lookin' good in that red shirt. The facial scruff was workin' for me, and your arms kind of turned me to a sad little puddle on the floor. I have a sekrit forearm fetish. It's weird, I know.

But honest, we're perfect for one another. We're both from Baltimore, we're both musicians... we both look good in red... And I gotta say the carpentry and crafts thing turns me on a bit. It's a shame about the constant travelling thing, but it's okay-- there are years before we worry about makin' babies. Hot sex is okay for now.

So-- boyfriend casting in this order:

First preference goes to Evan Farmer.
Second goes to any genetic clones of Evan Farmer.
Third preference goes to people who look freakishly like Evan Farmer.
Fourth preference goes to people who bear a passing resemblance to Evan Farmer.
Last preference (aka-- the Snowball's Chance In Hell Award) goes to people who look like Evan Farmer only when I'm wearing beer goggles.


Love,
Christina





Okay-- dancing now. I'll attend to all other business in the AM.