Academia spam!

Paper #1 is done.

Paper #2... well. To steal Heather's key phrase, Dr. Mary papers give me ulcers.
Okay. So, I must have at least 3 pages in the next hour, because I need to do laundry still and mop the floor and maybe clean the tub, if Heather hasn't already gotten to it.

*weeps*

So, if any of you spontaneously have the urge to write a paper about how Caddy Compson in The Sound And The Fury woulda been okay if she had a penis, just call me, okay?

*crickets chirp*

Anyone?

*puppy dog eyes*

Guess not.