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I am jubilant. *points at mood*

Why, you ask?

Because Yankee Candle is bringing back Patchouli in the fall! No more resorting to eBay!

This message brought to you by the Spiced Pumpkin tart that is currently making my room smell like autumnal yum.

/shallow

Right. Writing. I'll get on that.