The King of The Witches, eh?
Kevin Carlyon is out of his goddamned mind.
Check out these gems from his websites.
O dear I upset practitioners of Wicca on the Gardnerian and Alexandrian path and probably the wierd out of brain dildo's who latch on to anything. My path of Earth Magic is 21st century reality, not the sex, bondage, drugs and power trips of others in the past, including 'The Kinks of Witches' Gerald Gardner and Alex Sanders. (I thought that was Crowley?)
Its obvious that I touch a nerve with other Witches but thats normal as I am 'THE WITCH' and people are jealous. I am not classed as the King of the Witches as I would be too ashamed of some of the people involved.
Of course followed by...
I'M NOT JUST A WITCH - I'M
THE
WITCH!
and THE HIGH PRIEST OF BRITISH WHITE WITCHES!
Brain. Dildos.
OK folks. You may have caught me on tv before but I am taking part, or should I say starring, in a one hour documentary all about my normal life, the work I do as a Witch and a Paranormal Researcher.
It will also have flashbacks to how life may have been for me if the Witchfinder General got his hands on me 400 years ago.
And our king has ten black cats. TEN. Damn, that's a lot of litter!
I don�t mention my father very much as I didn�t really know him. I remember him taking me out one day and he picked up another woman. I asked my mum �why was daddy doing press ups on another woman�? I was angry and tearful. The following day my father�s shirt caught fire on the gas cooker! He had minor burns but was it coincidence or magic?
?First of all, what?s up with all the question marks??
Some have dubbed my path Carleonian Magic. I don�t mind really as I know that I have made a huge impact on modern Witchcraft. Some people even claim to be my disciples but that I don�t like. I wouldn�t mind if I could walk on water or turn water into wine!
Oh. Holy. Hell. *rolls* *snort* *dies*
One couple that I helped were Andy and Sandy Thorn from Dorset. They had been trying for five years to conceive without success. A year later, with a little help from the Forces of Nature and my crystal along came baby Ryan.
Your crystal. Is that what we're calling it these days?
The golden rule in Earth Magic is that you don�t ever do things for your self.
*coughbullshitcough*
They are quite amazed that I wear normal clothes and one national radio D.J. compared me more to an American wrestler or the bass player of Iron Maiden than a Witch.
Somehow, I'm inclined to agree.
Not only am I now claiming to be a God (simply because I believe that all males are part of the God figure and all females are part of the Goddess figure - those 'stuck in wrong bodies' or believe that they are born the wrong sex are abberations and don't count) I now know that I will be Immortal! I'd welcome your views on death, the afterlife, your hauntings or problems and do you believe in the image of the devil portrayed by the Church.
ABBERATONS AND DON'T COUNT??
I wouldn't have been asked by a top bod at NASA to create a talisman to be carried aboard the space shuttle...
Delusion, party of one? Delusion, party of one, your table is ready!
MAY MY MAGIC BE WITH YOU!
Ahahahaha. Haaaaaaaahahaha. Hee hee hee hee. Hahahahahaha. *choke* Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
YOU HAVE BEEN DRAWN TO THIS WEBSITE FOR A REASON
Yes. And that reason is to laugh at you.
Oh. Plus he's trying to raise the spirit of Nessie.
Thanks,
seshen (who noted our king's only ritual bathrobe). I'm laughing so hard, I just might puke.
Check out these gems from his websites.
O dear I upset practitioners of Wicca on the Gardnerian and Alexandrian path and probably the wierd out of brain dildo's who latch on to anything. My path of Earth Magic is 21st century reality, not the sex, bondage, drugs and power trips of others in the past, including 'The Kinks of Witches' Gerald Gardner and Alex Sanders. (I thought that was Crowley?)
Its obvious that I touch a nerve with other Witches but thats normal as I am 'THE WITCH' and people are jealous. I am not classed as the King of the Witches as I would be too ashamed of some of the people involved.
Of course followed by...
THE
WITCH!
and THE HIGH PRIEST OF BRITISH WHITE WITCHES!
Brain. Dildos.
OK folks. You may have caught me on tv before but I am taking part, or should I say starring, in a one hour documentary all about my normal life, the work I do as a Witch and a Paranormal Researcher.
It will also have flashbacks to how life may have been for me if the Witchfinder General got his hands on me 400 years ago.
And our king has ten black cats. TEN. Damn, that's a lot of litter!
I don�t mention my father very much as I didn�t really know him. I remember him taking me out one day and he picked up another woman. I asked my mum �why was daddy doing press ups on another woman�? I was angry and tearful. The following day my father�s shirt caught fire on the gas cooker! He had minor burns but was it coincidence or magic?
?First of all, what?s up with all the question marks??
Some have dubbed my path Carleonian Magic. I don�t mind really as I know that I have made a huge impact on modern Witchcraft. Some people even claim to be my disciples but that I don�t like. I wouldn�t mind if I could walk on water or turn water into wine!
Oh. Holy. Hell. *rolls* *snort* *dies*
One couple that I helped were Andy and Sandy Thorn from Dorset. They had been trying for five years to conceive without success. A year later, with a little help from the Forces of Nature and my crystal along came baby Ryan.
Your crystal. Is that what we're calling it these days?
The golden rule in Earth Magic is that you don�t ever do things for your self.
*coughbullshitcough*
They are quite amazed that I wear normal clothes and one national radio D.J. compared me more to an American wrestler or the bass player of Iron Maiden than a Witch.
Somehow, I'm inclined to agree.
Not only am I now claiming to be a God (simply because I believe that all males are part of the God figure and all females are part of the Goddess figure - those 'stuck in wrong bodies' or believe that they are born the wrong sex are abberations and don't count) I now know that I will be Immortal! I'd welcome your views on death, the afterlife, your hauntings or problems and do you believe in the image of the devil portrayed by the Church.
ABBERATONS AND DON'T COUNT??
I wouldn't have been asked by a top bod at NASA to create a talisman to be carried aboard the space shuttle...
Delusion, party of one? Delusion, party of one, your table is ready!
MAY MY MAGIC BE WITH YOU!
Ahahahaha. Haaaaaaaahahaha. Hee hee hee hee. Hahahahahaha. *choke* Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
YOU HAVE BEEN DRAWN TO THIS WEBSITE FOR A REASON
Yes. And that reason is to laugh at you.
Oh. Plus he's trying to raise the spirit of Nessie.
Thanks,
seshen (who noted our king's only ritual bathrobe). I'm laughing so hard, I just might puke.