How to get an awesome tax return, step one: NEVER EVER EVER BE SELF-EMPLOYED. EVER.

Now that that's out of the way, hi! I am here. I am making dozens and dozens of wings. I will be emailing/posting to local friends in the next week about dates to come over and help with stuff and either get paid in money or shiny things. Because I am in deep right now and could use someone to do simpler things like make tags and hammer earwires.

I have been watching so much TV because it's the easiest way to keep my eyes happy while I work (seriously, looking up and forcing them to refocus every 10-20 seconds is actually excellent). This means I have gotten through two seasons of Alias (which I think I'm bailing on, because Jennifer Garner makes me sleepy), two seasons of Grey's Anatomy (which I actually really like, except for this "McDreamy" business- Dr. Shepherd is the actual worst. SUCH A DOUCHEBAG! But Miranda Bailey is my new favorite fictional human), and I'm up to date on Once Upon A Time (boring season is boring), Scandal (anyone else ready for Olivia to go back to being awesome?), and Vikings (OBSESSED, I TELL YOU!). I also had the great misfortune of seeing the latest Resident Evil film (with gunfire for literally the entire movie, I still fell asleep because I was bored), and the pleasure of seeing Robot & Frank.

I will be happy when it is May, I have money again, and can go for long sunshine-filled hikes. Whew.