I am back from CA. Long writeup of stuffs and things later (as in, Monday or Tuesday, as I'm super busy 'til then).
I've had no internet. What did I miss?
I've had no internet. What did I miss?
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scholarslayouts. Header image is "Twelve Women with Birds" by Emily Balivet. Used with permission.17 August 2011 @ 11:45 pm
Welcome home, indeed. Today, I cleaned up Olive pee twice, got peed on once, almost got run over, broke my shoe, and had an order returned to me with its contents stolen.
Dear assholes in Pikesville: when you have a goddamn stop sign and I have a crosswalk, that means you fucking stop. It does not mean you PROCEED when I am halfway across the street, and then give me dirty looks, you fucking assholes.
Dear Olive: I know you can't help it. I know it. But it is time for diapers, sweetheart. And you are going to have to get used to baths. We swear we are not trying to kill you.
( Olive TMI.Collapse )
ETA: It's 2:30 am. I have food poisoning. GOD, HOW HAVE I OFFENDED THEE?
Dear assholes in Pikesville: when you have a goddamn stop sign and I have a crosswalk, that means you fucking stop. It does not mean you PROCEED when I am halfway across the street, and then give me dirty looks, you fucking assholes.
Dear Olive: I know you can't help it. I know it. But it is time for diapers, sweetheart. And you are going to have to get used to baths. We swear we are not trying to kill you.
( Olive TMI.Collapse )
ETA: It's 2:30 am. I have food poisoning. GOD, HOW HAVE I OFFENDED THEE?