Dearest Don--

It is 2am and I have 'Mama Mia' stuck in my head. I blame you.

Also, Jason was appalled at the Gay Flipper Gangbang and Dance Number.

That is all.

You know, sometimes being mildly psychic is fun.

Except when it involves my Christmas presents.

We were kissing, then I exclaimed "KINKOS!" and now my boyfriend is peeved with me. I also did this about the socks he bought me.

I maintain it's all his fault for thinking so loud.