Virgo:: In his science fiction book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams says "the meaning of life, the universe, and everything" is the number 42. This week you will prove that's wrong, as you accumulate substantial evidence that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is actually 59. APRIL FOOL! The meaning of everything can't be reduced to one number, or even to a single theory or ideology. In fact, the meaning of everything is just the opposite: It's glorious mystery. It's gorgeous, mind-teasing ambiguity and fertile, fascinating chaos. Get out there and enjoy the prodigious, kaleidoscopic truth!

Dear Uncle Rob, you been hittin' the pipe again? 'Cause to me, that made the kind of sense that's non.

Now, gentle readers, allow me for a moment a rant. ( I'm boycotting The Flying Avocado.Collapse )

Oy. Today is going to be a doozy. I had to cancel Skinny Bitches Night (ie, America's Next Top Model + lots of carbs and dessert) because I am under a mountain of things to do that need to get done in the next three days. I'm trying not to be too negative today, but I think I just might need a nap. I didn't sleep too terribly well last night.