Lost power last night. Woke up freezing. Noticed an odd sensation among all the pulled muscles. My kidneys are definitely in an unhappy place right now. I may need to go to the doctor today. I've also got my under desk heater on full blast and I've still got goosebumps. On glass of water #4.

I think I'm going home early today.

Jensen Ackles. With a blue mohawk. And tattoos.

In. A. Kilt.

Clearly, this is Santa's way of saying I've been a very, very good girl this year.