Virgo:: "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions," wrote pioneer psychologist Alfred Adler. If you have inflicted that danger on yourself too often in the past, Virgo, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to make amends. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, a series of really smart risks is lining up to greet you. May you approach them with just the right blend of daring and discernment.

1. IT'S FRIDAY! WOOHOO!

2. Sleepy sleepy. I've got a triple venti hazelnut latte sitting in front of me, and ginger lemon cremes too, and all I can think of is curling up in bed. Which is exactly what I plan to do after I go grocery shopping tonight. And tomorrow, I plan on being completely, totally hedonistic-- waking up late to make myself eggs and bacon, taking a languorous, wild-rose scented bath, air drying while walking around my house naked, and drinking far, far too much jasmine tea. I can hardly wait.

3. Officially the world's best sushi-- the Baltimore Roll from Olive and Sesame. It's fresh lump crabmeat rolled in seaweed and rice, dusted with Old Bay. You'd think pairing it with wasabi soy would be sacreligious or somthing, but it's actually really good, in a super-spicy kind of way. As a side note, do you know how you can tell I'm a Baltimore girl? I put vinegar and Old Bay on my french fries. Boardwalk Fries forever!

4. Yep, it's Spring allright. *peers at friendslist* Definitely Spring.

5. The list of totally silly nostalgic movies that I need to rewatch is growing-- Speed, Jurrasic Park, A League of Their Own... not to mention I've heard so much mid-nineties music lately. You know that feeling you get when you hear a song that you forgot existed, like that irritating "I Love You" song by Donna Lewis? Yeah. I totally went home and had a cheesefest, dancing around to Savage Garden and Sophie B. Hawkins (because "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" will never be not funny.) I feel like I'm in middle school again-- dating cute, dopey Chris Szumlanski and lusting after Brian Wagner even though he was a total badboy, and avoiding Jennifer Kopp in the halls because that one kiss meant nothing, goth girl. Ahhh, youth.

6. Also on my list of movies to rewatch, but for... um, other reasons: Mr. & Mrs. Smith. God, I love being bisexual. I watch that movie, and my head practically explodes with hot. *peers at self* Yep, definitely Spring.

7. Hello, new people who have just added me. I hope I remain sufficiently interesting enough to keep your attention. I swear that I'm not shallow all the time!

8. Yahoo mail seems to have fixed itself.

9. IT'S FRIDAY! WOOHOO! Okay, I already said that, but it bears repeating.

Okay, okay, since my entire friendlist has virtually exploded with sex memes this week (the "would you have sex with me" meme, the "how many people on your friendslist would you / have you had sex with" meme, and other explicit things) I give you-- The Dirty Little Secret Meme. IP logging is off, should you want to post anonymously. Anonymous comments will automatically be screened, but I will unscreen them manually. Just think of it as erotic PostSecret.

Tell me a dirty little secret.


Due to popularity, this meme will remain non-logged until Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 11:00pm EST.