Pw0ned1!


"Hey Sky. Your ass looks really nice in those pants. All nice and tight."
"Yes, it is like a mine down there," he says in a goofy, sleazy voice.
"Give me a lump of coal to squeeze between my cheeks, and I will give you a diamond. The pressure is too much!"

I laughed for a half hour, I laughed until it hurt to laugh. I laughed until I had no more breath left in me, my face bright red and buried in my comforter. (This is not uncommon. I should tell you about EuroPeen sometime.)

I love this man so much.
Whenever he stays over, it's like we're having our own private sleepover. You know, only with more sex.