All of you nutters waiting in line in the middle of the night for Harry Potter (i.e, a third of my friendslist) are

DORKS.



Not that I don't mean that in the sweetest way possible.

Part of the reason that I haven't read the books yet is because I would not be able to stand the wait time, and I'd most likely get just as rabid and insane as you lot. I plan to read the series after all the books are released. I'm anal retentive like that.

Virgo:: Even if you're an intellectual atheist who doesn't believe in mysteries you can't see, I encourage you to make Artemis your ally. The goddess of wild places, she asks you to believe that the best place to rest and recharge is not a luxurious spa where all your needs are attended to, but rather a lush wilderness deep in the middle of nowhere. Artemis loves the animals, and she loves the animal in you. She arouses your instinctual fertility, which may fill you with a kind of longing that awakens your creativity. A fierce nurturer, she feeds your soul by stirring your sense of adventure. She unleashes the wild woman within you, even if you're a man.


Dear God/dess,

Too many references to fertility this week. Please cease and desist.


Lovingly,
Chris