- at one point, blue fireworks went off outside my window.

- very drunk fratboys (Andy and Mark D.) asked me if I would participate in a threesome with them.

- Mark D. later ended up curled up in a ball under his desk (I had to key into his room), passed out drunk and bleeding because he picked a brotherly fight with Bryce.

- Aster told me she had a dream involving me in a red leather bustier.

- When Mark D. woke up, he soon took to running shirtless through the halls with his Sig Ep paddle in hand, swinging at his brothers.

- Andy told me he'd stop annoying me if I took a shot of vodka. I did. Awful, awful shit. But he kept his word.

- Someone stole a fire extinguisher.

- The Omegas had some sort of food fight and tracked kechup and beans everywhere, including my bathroom. I made them clean it up.

- Mark the RA got pantsed. And possibly initiated against his will into Sigma Phi Epsilon.


... my job. There are no words.



Dyeing my hair now. Dear lord.