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Chris
09 December 2002 @ 12:19 am
Update: 11 pages down, me rapidly running out of energy. If I wake up at 10, I can manage to finish it by 2 and have it handed in, and all will be well in the land of Chris.

However- my goddamn head will not stop spinning.

Also... I have no idea how to write my Secret Slasha pairing. Schmehdoodles.

Ffffft.
 
 
Chris
09 December 2002 @ 03:15 pm
My GOD I hate this school. I apparently am no longer enrolled in the Tai Chi January Term class here... I was instead switched to "temptation and beauty- a study of romantic relationships." It doesn't sound like such a bad class, but I signed up for Tai Chi. They pulled up my record, and clear as day, it said TAI CHI at the top. It just didn't have a neat little red check next to it. Their fuckup, but sorry, the class is closed.

I can't number how many times Western Maryland/McDaniel college has fucked up my records. One time, telling me I owe $500 extra, another time forgetting to pay my room and board... I had to submit two applications because they lost my first one!

snsdkgnasjkdgnkansdgajksd. Ugh.


On the other hand, the twenty page paper of doom is done. LM, I'll send it as an attachment. Read through it, and mage suggestions, k?

I gotta go send out my damn holiday cards.
 
 
 
Chris
09 December 2002 @ 03:39 pm
Anna? Should I mail you your Christmas gift? I'm thinking I might, so you'll actually have it on Christmas.
 
 
Chris
09 December 2002 @ 06:06 pm

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young STEWARDESS named ENRIQUE. He was STEALTHILY LAUGHING in the GLISTENING forest when he met CLEAN ZED, a run-away TOLL BOOTH WORKER from the SMOOTH Queen ZELDA.

ENRIQUE could see that CLEAN ZED was hungry so he reached into his BEACH BALL and give him his SPARKLY CHINESE FOOD. CLEAN ZED was thankful for ENRIQUE's CHINESE FOOD, so he told ENRIQUE a very DUMB story about Queen ZELDA's daughter MARY. How her mother, the SMOOTH Queen ZELDA, kept her locked away in a LIBRARY protected by a gigantic FROG, because MARY was so HAIRY.

ENRIQUE RAN. He vowed to CLEAN ZED the TOLL BOOTH WORKER that he would save the HAIRY MARY. He would JUMP the FROG, and take MARY far away from her evil mother, the SMOOTH Queen ZELDA, and SMELL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MAGICAL LIGHTNING STRIKE and CLEAN ZED the TOLL BOOTH WORKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FROG from his story. SMOOTH Queen ZELDA CRIED out from behind a LANTERN and struck ENRIQUE dead. In the far off LIBRARY you could hear a CHUGGA CHUGGA.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

 
 
 
Chris
09 December 2002 @ 11:33 pm
Heather is a nutball. She wonders what it would be like to have our own sitcom, titled, Living Next Door to Christina.

It's gonna be a hit, I tell you. Stay tuned for the episode where I have sex too loud! Or the gut wrenching drama when no one does the dishes for two weeks (guest starring Seth Green as "Fred, the Furry Dish").

We have too many thoughts.
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