I think I'll shut up and just do a damn quiz.
If I were...
If I were a month, I'd be: late September
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Late Saturday into Sunday morning.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:30 p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: something colorful
If I were a direction, I'd be: North or East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a chaise lounge
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Oscar Wilde
If I were a liquid, I'd be: hot jasmine tea
If I were a tree, I'd be: a cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I'd be: a cardinal
If I were a tool, I'd be: a screwdriver?
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a morning glory or stargazer lily
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: heavy fog on a spring morning
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a nymph
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello or piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: a meerkat
If I were a color, I'd be: Bronze
If I were an emotion, I'd be: quixotic
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: a lover's sigh
If I were an element, I'd be: mercury
If I were a car, I'd be: something safe
If I were a song, I'd be: Sure on this Shining Night by Samuel Barber
If I were a movie, I'd be: Secretary?
If I were a book, I'd be: an epic
If I were a food, I'd be: espresso chip ice cream or spiced pancakes
If I were a place, I'd be: The Inner Harbor, Baltimore
If I were a material, I'd be: leather
If I were a taste, I'd be: smooth
If I were a scent, I'd be: sandalwood
If I were a religion, I'd be: pagan
If I were a word, I'd be: undulating
If I were an object, I'd be: an errantly flickering votive
If I were a body part, I'd be: the hip or the hands
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a raised eyebrow
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: voice
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Jessica Rabbit
If I were a shape, I'd be an: star
If I were a number, I'd be: 9
If I were a TV show I'd be: Angel
If I were a hobby I'd be: poetry
If I were a fruit I'd be: a pomegranate
If I were...
If I were a month, I'd be: late September
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Late Saturday into Sunday morning.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:30 p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: something colorful
If I were a direction, I'd be: North or East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a chaise lounge
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Oscar Wilde
If I were a liquid, I'd be: hot jasmine tea
If I were a tree, I'd be: a cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I'd be: a cardinal
If I were a tool, I'd be: a screwdriver?
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a morning glory or stargazer lily
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: heavy fog on a spring morning
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a nymph
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello or piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: a meerkat
If I were a color, I'd be: Bronze
If I were an emotion, I'd be: quixotic
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: a lover's sigh
If I were an element, I'd be: mercury
If I were a car, I'd be: something safe
If I were a song, I'd be: Sure on this Shining Night by Samuel Barber
If I were a movie, I'd be: Secretary?
If I were a book, I'd be: an epic
If I were a food, I'd be: espresso chip ice cream or spiced pancakes
If I were a place, I'd be: The Inner Harbor, Baltimore
If I were a material, I'd be: leather
If I were a taste, I'd be: smooth
If I were a scent, I'd be: sandalwood
If I were a religion, I'd be: pagan
If I were a word, I'd be: undulating
If I were an object, I'd be: an errantly flickering votive
If I were a body part, I'd be: the hip or the hands
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a raised eyebrow
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: voice
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Jessica Rabbit
If I were a shape, I'd be an: star
If I were a number, I'd be: 9
If I were a TV show I'd be: Angel
If I were a hobby I'd be: poetry
If I were a fruit I'd be: a pomegranate