Twenty Reasons Why You Should Come See Me This Weekend
(Even Though You Caved Last Night)

1. We want to go see Love, Actually, and you know you'll enjoy it more with me than with anyone else.

2. If you do, I'll give you a back massage. With oil.

3. I love spending lazy weekend mornings in bed, tangled up like a big human knot.

4. And then I wake up and see you looking down at me like I'm just the cutest damn thing ever, and it makes me immensely greatful to have you.

5. And at about noon, I get up to make you breakfast in bed. With hot chocolate.

6. Every time I hear Your Song, I think of you and sing along.

7. And then we take a long shower and take turns washing each other with rich cedar soap.

8. Because you're the only person who can call me 'turd nugget' without losing an eye.

9. You left your grooming kit and your golf clubs here, and if you don't come to see me, you'll never get them back.

10. Because no matter what I say, I love you more than I love Angelina Jolie. The jury's still out on Alexis and Viggo, though. :P

11. If you come to visit tonight, I'll wear my cargo skirt with black fishnets.

12. Because we have the most awesome tickle fights wherein we both squeal like little girls.

13. Because I wrote you a poem. It's not ready for your consumption yet, but by golly, I wrote you a poem.

14. Because if I'm sitting in a terribly boring class, my mind starts to wander and the very thought of you brings a smile to my lips. Then people look at me a little funny.

15. Because I'm kinda interested about what weird things you're going to say in your sleep this time.

16. Because I look forward to seeing you all week. I woke up on Wednesday, thinking it was Thursday. I was all excited, thinking, "Ooh, I get to see Mike tomorrow." Then I looked at the calendar and was all sad.

17. Because I followed you in the mall.

18. The sex is just that good. What? I can't get more graphic than that in a public post!

19. *insert obligatory reference to The Tongue*

20. Because who else on this damn earth would write such a tedious list for you? :P



Mike playfully asked me to write out a top twenty reasons why I wanted to see him this weekend to read at work today. The rest of you can spare yourself the glurge. :)