So. My RA evaluations came in from my residents.
My name is apparently "Christ," "Chris the cutie," "Chrissy," and "Hot Christina."
Now. I've got a damn bunch of loonies.
Here's the rundown of my residents alone.
1A - Theater boys. One straight, one flaming, two that are gay but just don't know it yet.
1B - The football players who love Chicago. I think the theater boys are rubbing off.
1C - Theater girls. Really nice, but loud as all hell when drunk.
1D - Fraternity #1. Nice guys, really. Loud as all hell.
1E - That'd be us. In our homoerotic, boobie-grabbing glory.
1F - Fraternity #2. Loud. As. Fuck. Includes obnoxious 5' tall boy who hits on everything that moves and just won't die.
1G - The Betsy Home-makers. I'm fairly certain they knit. Their tablecloth is a doily.
1H - Fraternity #3. Loud as fuck. Most obnoxious, poodle-like guests ever. They have a stripper pole in their living room.
2A - Chinese exchange students who on average don't speak English very well.
2B - The sports girls. Generally silent unless their toilet's broken. Again.
2C - The apartment of chemistry majors. Oh yeah. Wild parties happenin' there.
2D - Your average beer-swilling joe everbodies. One rides a motorcycle, one plays the bagpipes.
And you can always, always tell which ones you've written up when you get in evaluations. How can you tell? You get a line of "I strongly disagree" checks. As in "I strongly disagree that my RA enforces campus policy fairly."
However. My favorite evaluation had a paragraph's worth of comments.
Chris is a wonderful RA and friend. She is always there for us when we need her. Her cheerful friendliness and incredible good looks makes my roomies and I proud to be residents of Apartment 1. Hopefully one day she'll let me take her out for steak dinner.
Her best resident,
Mitch, 1D
I just might tape it to my wall.
Bunch of loonies. I love them.
My name is apparently "Christ," "Chris the cutie," "Chrissy," and "Hot Christina."
Now. I've got a damn bunch of loonies.
Here's the rundown of my residents alone.
1A - Theater boys. One straight, one flaming, two that are gay but just don't know it yet.
1B - The football players who love Chicago. I think the theater boys are rubbing off.
1C - Theater girls. Really nice, but loud as all hell when drunk.
1D - Fraternity #1. Nice guys, really. Loud as all hell.
1E - That'd be us. In our homoerotic, boobie-grabbing glory.
1F - Fraternity #2. Loud. As. Fuck. Includes obnoxious 5' tall boy who hits on everything that moves and just won't die.
1G - The Betsy Home-makers. I'm fairly certain they knit. Their tablecloth is a doily.
1H - Fraternity #3. Loud as fuck. Most obnoxious, poodle-like guests ever. They have a stripper pole in their living room.
2A - Chinese exchange students who on average don't speak English very well.
2B - The sports girls. Generally silent unless their toilet's broken. Again.
2C - The apartment of chemistry majors. Oh yeah. Wild parties happenin' there.
2D - Your average beer-swilling joe everbodies. One rides a motorcycle, one plays the bagpipes.
And you can always, always tell which ones you've written up when you get in evaluations. How can you tell? You get a line of "I strongly disagree" checks. As in "I strongly disagree that my RA enforces campus policy fairly."
However. My favorite evaluation had a paragraph's worth of comments.
Chris is a wonderful RA and friend. She is always there for us when we need her. Her cheerful friendliness and incredible good looks makes my roomies and I proud to be residents of Apartment 1. Hopefully one day she'll let me take her out for steak dinner.
Her best resident,
Mitch, 1D
I just might tape it to my wall.
Bunch of loonies. I love them.