The Name Game

1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?

Nah, my boring name is still the same. And I rhyme.

2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?

I dunno. Something more unique. Aria, maybe. I'd name a daughter Aria.

3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)

Well, I was supposed to be Charles Walls, a little boy (must've been a finger). My parents were split up by the time I was born, so they agreed that if I was a girl, I'd keep my mom's name. If I were a boy, I'd take my dad's. They picked something even more bland in the event that I was a girl: "Lauren Christina." Well, the night of my birth, there I was, and my mom was so doped up, she switched the names around. Hence, I am Christina Lauren.

And that's only half of the fucked up story of my birth.

4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?

I love Dylan, and my first son will be named Dylan. I also love Ethan. Not many girls' names appeal to me.

5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com accurate? How or how isn't it?

Step by step, shall we?

Your name of Christina gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive.

Mostly true.

You enjoy being with people in a social environment.

Eh, it really depends on the people. I like interacting en masse, but sometimes, I just crave large amounts of 'me time.'

Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others.

Word.

Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself.

Yeah. That's pretty true. Especially since I'm a very emotional person who always give practical advice. However, sometimes my "pleasant manner" can be "scarily extraverted" or "sarcastic, tactless, and blunt."

This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

Not really. As long as other peoples' problems aren't in dire need of assistance or they don't impose on me, let them deal how they want.

You seem positive and decisive and can be outspoken in the expression of your opinions, but you lack the self-confidence needed to follow through with your ideas and plans.

Yep. Except for that it's not self-confidence. I have that in spades. I'm just lazy.

Procrastination is your downfall. You frequently choose the path of least resistance to avoid your responsibilities.

Yep.

It is not easy for you to overcome obstacles or face issues. This name does you an injustice in that it restricts your success in business and personal pursuits through a lack of ambition.

Sometimes. Sometimes I'm a bulldozer plow, sometimes I procrastinate so much that things fester.

There is a weakness in the fluid functions and in the region of the head resulting in sinus problems, headaches, eye, ear, or throat conditions and related ailments. Hair loss could also be a problem.

Haha. Labyrinthitis, anyone??