Olive.

So, Jason went to give me a good night kiss. Olive was sitting in my lap, and saw him leaning in. She pushed my face back with her paw, and totally intercepted the kiss. Then she licked his nose for good measure.

Hussy kiss-stealer. She knew exactly what she was doing.

I suppose it's okay, though. Last night, she grabbed my nose with both paws, pulled my face down to her, and then licked me a whole bunch.

She is not like other cats.

I mean, she even wears overalls, for crying out loud. I'm pretty sure she thinks she's just a very furry toddler.