Funny story from last spring...
...and then I'll go to sleep.
I can't believe I never told this one.
So, Aster, Rac, Heather, Mike and I went to the Inner Harbor for dinner one night. We're sitting in California Pizza kitchen with Mike and I on one side of the table, Aster and Rac on the other, and Heather at the head.
I dropped my wallet, and when I went to pick it up, I noticed that Mike had a large hole in the crotch of his pants. "Oh my god, it's huge!" I exclaim loudly, looking at his crotch. "It's been there all day," he replies.
The girls look at us like we're nuts but don't say anything. I usually have my head firmly in the gutter, but I'm so shocked that he hasn't sewed that shit up that I don't realize what they must be thinking.
Food comes, we eat. Heather has to get up to go to the bathroom. As she gets up, she too sees the hole. "Oh my god. It is huge!" she exclaims. By this time, other tables are stealing subtle wary glances our way. I get it. We all crack the fuck up.
And that is my story.
I'm going to bed.
I can't believe I never told this one.
So, Aster, Rac, Heather, Mike and I went to the Inner Harbor for dinner one night. We're sitting in California Pizza kitchen with Mike and I on one side of the table, Aster and Rac on the other, and Heather at the head.
I dropped my wallet, and when I went to pick it up, I noticed that Mike had a large hole in the crotch of his pants. "Oh my god, it's huge!" I exclaim loudly, looking at his crotch. "It's been there all day," he replies.
The girls look at us like we're nuts but don't say anything. I usually have my head firmly in the gutter, but I'm so shocked that he hasn't sewed that shit up that I don't realize what they must be thinking.
Food comes, we eat. Heather has to get up to go to the bathroom. As she gets up, she too sees the hole. "Oh my god. It is huge!" she exclaims. By this time, other tables are stealing subtle wary glances our way. I get it. We all crack the fuck up.
And that is my story.
I'm going to bed.