Mike got his new Mac 5 yesterday.

i SpyFunk i: I love this thing
i SpyFunk i: Probably as much as you, but without all of the sex
sihaya2001: oh, so you can't do your mac doggie style?
i SpyFunk i: My Mac, it does it every way baby
sihaya2001: does it scream your name?
i SpyFunk i: I can talk to it, it can talk to me, and that seriously the truth, its got voice recognition
sihaya2001: weird.
i SpyFunk i: no, awesome
i SpyFunk i: I can't wait for you to meet him
sihaya2001: Him??
i SpyFunk i: yep, its a boy
sihaya2001: Oh, so it's a phallic thing, now?