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You Are A Mage
Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust




...gacked from Puca and Jess.


....... DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
I sleep with the blankets covering my face a lot. Does that constitute weird?

....... WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
Pay off mine and Mike's college bills. Set up college funds for my siblings. Buy a nice, cozy three-bedroom home with a big backyard. Pay off my mother's house. Get myself a car and have Mike chauffeur me around everywhere. *evil cackle*

....... WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
Lara. Croft. Arent' you laughing?

....... WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE: A LION TAMER, A TRAPEZE ARTIST, OR A CLOWN. WHY?
Clown... 'cuz then people'd be scared of me.

....... DO YOU HAVE A PHOBIA? IF SO, WHAT AND HOW BAD?
Needles. Pretty damn bad. And bees, but I think that's an extension of the needle thing. Watching myself bleed a lot.

....... NORMAL XANDER, HYENA!XANDER, OR VAMP!XANDER?
Normal Xander... when he's not being a guilt-displacing butthead.

....... WOULD YOU RATHER BE A: 20'S QUIRKY FLAPPER, 40'S GLAM QUEEN, OR 70'S DISCO DIVA?
40's queen. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

....... WOULD YOU EAT AN EARTH WORM FOR 50 BUCKS?
50 hundred? Oh, sure. ;)

....... DO YOU CLEAN YOUR EARS WITH A Q-TIP OR A BOBBY PIN?
Bobby pin? Eh? Ew.

....... ADMIT IT, YOU PICK YOUR NOSE! BUT DO YOU DO IT IN THE CAR WHEN (HOPEFULLY) NO ONE IS LOOKING?
Hehe. Who doesn't. Notice how I carefully avoided the admission of guilt. ;)

....... NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
Season 2 Wesley. Because you know he's secretly fucking Gunn.

....... FINISH THIS SENTENCE..."THE FOX DECIDED HE NEEDED TO (-BLANK-) BEFORE HE WENT TO THE BAR WITH THE MOOSE."
...whiz...

....... IS WILLOW GAY OR BI?
Bi. I think she's capable of loving people, genetalia negotiable.

....... EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
Hehe. Yeah.

....... WAS IT ANY GOOD?
It was when the person on the other line knocked on my door at 3 am.

....... EVER BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX? BY WHO? WHAT DID YOU DO?
Been walked in on. Covered it gracefully. They didn't have a clue... or at least I don't think they did.

....... WHAT ONE MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS SUMMER MOST OF ALL?
Star Wars!

....... WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO STOP WATCHING BUFFY AND/OR ANGEL?
Wesley leaving the show... or maybe Darla coming back.

....... ARE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR OWN NUDITY?
Absolutely.

....... ENOUGH TO LET A STRANGER SEE YOU NUDE?
Is this a modelling thing? Then maybe. If the pay's good. If not, nah.

....... NAME THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
Starbucks' Java Chip, Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies, and cartons of beef fried rice.

....... WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANDREW, GEEKY GAY BADDY, BECOME A REGULAR?
Eh. I love Andrew, but I'd like a one night stand with him and Spike better.

....... WHAT'S YOUR FAVE TERM FOR THE FEMALE PRIVATES? THE MALE PRIVATES?
Um... I once heard female genetalia described as 'the pleasure pearl.' Nearly died laughing. As for guys... um. The Sniffer. Please, just don't ask.

....... WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED, AND WHY?
Friday, 'cuz a song made me.

....... ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION THE THE PROGRESS OF THE WAR?
War? There's a war?

....... NO, REALLY, TELL THE TRUTH. ARE YOU?
Somewhat, I am.

....... DO YOU HATE THESE SURVEYS, BUT STILL FILL THEM OUT?
You know me. Dominant masochist attention whore.