SHOWERING FOR ALL ETERNITY
Dear Mim,
You need too finish laying down the deuce before you exit the litterbox, EVEN IF YOU HEAR THE CAT FEEDER GO OFF.
No love,
Mommy who just stepped in a surprise
PS, the way you rounded the kitchen was amazing. I can tell, because you left a perfect semicircle trail like a brown crayon on linoleum. You should consider being a speed-skater in your next life, you disgusting little piglet.
PPS, you owe me $5 for another bottle of pet stain cleaner, and about a half hour of my life back.
You need too finish laying down the deuce before you exit the litterbox, EVEN IF YOU HEAR THE CAT FEEDER GO OFF.
No love,
Mommy who just stepped in a surprise
PS, the way you rounded the kitchen was amazing. I can tell, because you left a perfect semicircle trail like a brown crayon on linoleum. You should consider being a speed-skater in your next life, you disgusting little piglet.
PPS, you owe me $5 for another bottle of pet stain cleaner, and about a half hour of my life back.