I'm so out of the loop.
I catch bits and pieces of kerfluffles, never the wiser as to what's actually going on. I need someone to fill me in on what's gone down this summer.
In other news, my cousin Jamie is one step closer to getting married at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. You see, she entered a radio contest with 98 Rock, a notoriously raunchy station here in the MD/PA area, on the Kirk, Marc, and Lopez show. It's a kind of 'Newlywed Game' setup, only for fiancees, and the winner gets hitched at the ballpark. Jamie and Mark won round 1 today, and they go for the grand prize next Wednesday.
The hitch: our entire family now knows way too much about Mark and Jamie's sex life. Watching my mother's face as Jamie correctly guessed the number of times Mark gets friendly with Mr. Winky in a week (read: he's getting a wrist massage cerificate for Christmas, good god damn) was absolutely priceless. Or finding out that he angelic niece/ "favorite daughter" can "probably count the number of people she's slept with on two hands" was la creme de creme.
My family is too much.
But hey, if they win, they get married on my birthday, and as a bonus, I get to go to the ballgame.
I catch bits and pieces of kerfluffles, never the wiser as to what's actually going on. I need someone to fill me in on what's gone down this summer.
In other news, my cousin Jamie is one step closer to getting married at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. You see, she entered a radio contest with 98 Rock, a notoriously raunchy station here in the MD/PA area, on the Kirk, Marc, and Lopez show. It's a kind of 'Newlywed Game' setup, only for fiancees, and the winner gets hitched at the ballpark. Jamie and Mark won round 1 today, and they go for the grand prize next Wednesday.
The hitch: our entire family now knows way too much about Mark and Jamie's sex life. Watching my mother's face as Jamie correctly guessed the number of times Mark gets friendly with Mr. Winky in a week (read: he's getting a wrist massage cerificate for Christmas, good god damn) was absolutely priceless. Or finding out that he angelic niece/ "favorite daughter" can "probably count the number of people she's slept with on two hands" was la creme de creme.
My family is too much.
But hey, if they win, they get married on my birthday, and as a bonus, I get to go to the ballgame.