A moment's rant: Eff you, Jamie Sale.
You know, I really like figure skating. I watch it whenever it's on and get really excited about the Olympics. And you know what? Some Canadian skaters-- current and former-- have been total assholes lately. And they all seem to be taking aim on Johnny Weir.
In short, the chick who was handed a gold medal in Torino due to the judging conspiracy whines about Johnny Weir. That his wearing feathers and being floofy is bad for mens' figure skating. Also, the fact that he wears a Russian jacket given to him by his Russian fans makes him "Anti-American."
Hold up, bizznatch. Canadian bizznach, even, who is commenting on being "Anti-American."
You know who else wore feathers recently?
Um, this orange mofo right here.
You know, the one who won the gold medal.
The one who's getting endorsement deals out the wazoo.
The one who's gonna be on Dancing With The Stars.
The poster boy for "masculine" skating.
So, maybe you just want to fess up and admit that your objection to his "feathers" is just a not-so-clever code word for "I'm a big 'ol homophobe." You know, just like a good portion of the figure skating world who have decided that, despite Johnny's marked and well-detailed dedication to his own family, he's just not "family friendly" enough to skate for the Stars on Ice tour.
AGH I HATE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE TAKE YOUR FREAKING MEDAL AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR HOMOPHOBIC, SMUG ASS.
In conclusion:
In short, the chick who was handed a gold medal in Torino due to the judging conspiracy whines about Johnny Weir. That his wearing feathers and being floofy is bad for mens' figure skating. Also, the fact that he wears a Russian jacket given to him by his Russian fans makes him "Anti-American."
Hold up, bizznatch. Canadian bizznach, even, who is commenting on being "Anti-American."
You know who else wore feathers recently?
Um, this orange mofo right here.
You know, the one who won the gold medal.
The one who's getting endorsement deals out the wazoo.
The one who's gonna be on Dancing With The Stars.
The poster boy for "masculine" skating.
So, maybe you just want to fess up and admit that your objection to his "feathers" is just a not-so-clever code word for "I'm a big 'ol homophobe." You know, just like a good portion of the figure skating world who have decided that, despite Johnny's marked and well-detailed dedication to his own family, he's just not "family friendly" enough to skate for the Stars on Ice tour.
AGH I HATE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE TAKE YOUR FREAKING MEDAL AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR HOMOPHOBIC, SMUG ASS.
In conclusion: