Dexter - This is the one with spoilers!


They are so going to put Rita's murder on Dexter.

Think about it-- he's been acting erratically, he had motive (she kissed another man), and he has no alibi. And how ironic would it be that the murder he goes down for is the only one he didn't commit?

I forsee lotsa Momma!Deb if Dex is arrested. Who else but her or the scary fucking grandma could take care of Harrison? And if he's arrested, his shipping container will be found. With the blood slides, and the killing tools. $10 bucks says Deb's the one who discovers it.

And of course, we're going to have a lot of Harry going "I told you this was going to happen! Blah blah things that are obvious, blah." Harry is like Cliff's Notes for the stupid people watching.

Furthermore, Trinity's family is totally going to talk about "Kyle Butler." That's a huuuuuge loose end.

What about Cody and Astor??

And man, talk about one step forward, two steps back in terms of Dexter's emotional development. He was right on the precipice of admitting he fucking loves somebody, and then his vision of "heaven" is shattered.

Is next season the last season? SHIT IS COMIN' DOWN.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT AN EPISODE. OMG.

NO NEW DEXTER UNTIL SEPTEMBER 26, 2010. WOOOOOE.