Homestretch!
Five days left 'til wedding. Am both excited and stressed out. J & I spent most of yesterday doing wedding-related things: picking up the wine, buying more decor, getting all the sodas. Tonight, we are getting the tableware. That leaves us with picking up the keg, writing vows and making a dinner mix left to do. That should not at all be hard, and awesome Kevin who is awesome is making us a dancefloor mix (recycled from his wedding, I should think, but I approve of his taste in music).
Wednesday, Flissy is doing a run-through with me so I can figure out what I'm doing with my hair. I suspect it will be similar to this icon... all the other flowers I have are more muted in color and might not stand out. But I did get a tikka to wear in my hair, and I need practice on how to actually put it on.
So far, Saturday is looking mostly sunny-- a little chilly at barely 60 degrees, but not rainy. I will take that.
...trying to type. Mim busy purring forcefully and molesting my face...
My un-bachelorette party was fun this weekend. There was a LOT of food. Shrimp, really delish stuffed chicken (want recipe), spanikopita, quiche (both of which I had for lunch yesterday), cake (topped with penises), fudge, handmade chocolates, pita, hummus... I was stuffed. We goofed off and SOMEHOW (read: it's Brandie & Ariel's fault) ended up watching some of the most appalling porn I have ever seen. Yes, Virginia, there really is a sasquatch porno. And a pterodactyl one. Like, really, who goes-- god, I have a hankering to see a pterodactyl quadrangle? But it exists. We also started the pirate porno (the big budget one), but didn't quite make it through all the racist stereotypes and bad acting (excepting Evan Stone, who is apparently hilarious). Also, Belladonna (the pornstar, not the bellydancer!) is the poor man's Rachel Weisz. Note to anyone interested: mainstream porn has some of the WORST lesbian scenes pretty much EVAR. I do not understand how THAT is the notion they got about what ladybizness is all about. Anyhow, thank you to Ariel & Anna for organizing (even if y'all did make me wear the blinky crown & sash) and to my girls who attended.
With that... today I have SO MUCH TO DO. Adieu!
Wednesday, Flissy is doing a run-through with me so I can figure out what I'm doing with my hair. I suspect it will be similar to this icon... all the other flowers I have are more muted in color and might not stand out. But I did get a tikka to wear in my hair, and I need practice on how to actually put it on.
So far, Saturday is looking mostly sunny-- a little chilly at barely 60 degrees, but not rainy. I will take that.
...trying to type. Mim busy purring forcefully and molesting my face...
My un-bachelorette party was fun this weekend. There was a LOT of food. Shrimp, really delish stuffed chicken (want recipe), spanikopita, quiche (both of which I had for lunch yesterday), cake (topped with penises), fudge, handmade chocolates, pita, hummus... I was stuffed. We goofed off and SOMEHOW (read: it's Brandie & Ariel's fault) ended up watching some of the most appalling porn I have ever seen. Yes, Virginia, there really is a sasquatch porno. And a pterodactyl one. Like, really, who goes-- god, I have a hankering to see a pterodactyl quadrangle? But it exists. We also started the pirate porno (the big budget one), but didn't quite make it through all the racist stereotypes and bad acting (excepting Evan Stone, who is apparently hilarious). Also, Belladonna (the pornstar, not the bellydancer!) is the poor man's Rachel Weisz. Note to anyone interested: mainstream porn has some of the WORST lesbian scenes pretty much EVAR. I do not understand how THAT is the notion they got about what ladybizness is all about. Anyhow, thank you to Ariel & Anna for organizing (even if y'all did make me wear the blinky crown & sash) and to my girls who attended.
With that... today I have SO MUCH TO DO. Adieu!