One day, I will write about more than my cats.

-- Olive has some sort of eye thing goin' on. No goopiness. Runny as hell, and red in one eye, which she keeps squinting. She looks like a pirate. This happened quite literally overnight. She's still eating fine and playing fine and snuggling fine, so unless something major happens (like she can't open her eye or she gets goopy or her behavior is altered), we're going to assume it's a kitten cold and just make her extra comfortable. We already started feeding her separately so she doesn't have food anxiety and we know she's eating plenty. But if she gets worse, she'll go to the vet for antibiotics.

-- Mim is still sneezing and occasionally splattering blood everywhere. We are very happy we ScotchGuarded the couch and have a great pet-ick cleaner. The vet said her nose is just raw, so unless this lasts a significant time, we just have to assume it will run its course. Olive and Mim get to be in the bathroom with us during showertime to take advantage of the steam.

-- Nox figured out how to get on top the fridge. He was likely looking for treats, the heffalump.

-- My vet bills own my ass. Criminy, being a good samaritan is expensive.