HAHAHA.

Me: "...you know. Queen Elizabeth. Gloriana Regina."
Jason: "Glory on her vagina?!?"

Also, he has decided that you can say words too much, to the point where they wear out entirely and you have to make up new words to replace them. He then promptly asked me to to pick up some schnicketyschnarftin at the store while I was out.

DORK.