So, you know that part in The Princess Bride where Miracle Max's wife is yelling "Liar! Liaaaaaaarrrrr!"? Yeeaaaah.

So, this was part of her TL;DR email:

As far as Fortuna is concerned, I reviewed your convos and found that you did in fact, use that name. I didn't read it thoroughly initially, but I see it now. I apologize for that, sincerely. Honestly, I seached my mind for a name for weeks and Fortuna was what I came up with. I did not see it nor purposely steal the name from you. As soon as I think of a new name, hopefully today, I will change it promptly.

Well, isn't that interesting? She just listed a second bottle under the name 'Fortuna.' But oh noes! She would be horrified-- horrified-- to be thought of poorly. Whatever, man. As soon as I get a couple of ducks in a row, I am going to Etsy with this.

ETA: You know what she changed it to? "Fortunas."

That's right, she added an S.

Seriously, everything she has done has been in SUCH bad faith, I can't even bring myself to be properly shocked. What a horrid person.

In less annoying news, I'm reading a book that culls spellcraft from all over the globe and historical spellwork for inspiration. Some of the historical love spells are... well... let's just say the thought of straining coffee through one's panties, then serving it to someone is groooooosss. Also? Wiping sweat from a bride with a dead fish, then cooking and feeding the fish to the groom? Yuccccky. Someone ripped out a page from this book, too-- the page on seducing a lover from another woman-- CLASSY.