SHITLIST THAT SHIT!

it's not like i saved it because i wanted it or anything

2014-03-21T00:41:58Z

When the whole family was deciding what to order for dinner, I said "I'm not going to order anything, I'm just going to eat the leftovers I have from my lunch." Then I went for the ride to the restaurant to pick up dinner.

Sure, it was totally fine for you to go through my leftovers and EAT HALF OF IT while we were out. Picking up your meal for you.

And, you're right, I'm totally the asshole here for saying that I was disappointed instead of just saying "It's okay that you ate my food."

I know I can still eat what I have left and then find something else to eat if I'm still hungry. But the point is that I was looking forward to my leftovers :[

shitlist @ 2013-04-22T16:07:00

2013-04-22T20:07:24Z

jesus fucking christ why is the mail taking so goddamn long? I need go get my shit and GO.

shitlist @ 2013-04-15T16:39:00

2013-04-15T23:39:39Z

I'm shitlisting the sicko who bombed the Boston marathon. Whoever it is, I hope they get put away and the key thrown out.

shitlist @ 2013-01-01T16:11:00

2013-01-02T00:11:50Z

I had to have my dog put down a week before Christmas.

Fuck everything.

shitlist @ 2012-11-13T00:11:00

2012-11-13T08:11:34Z

fuckin two-faced "friends".

shitlist @ 2012-11-09T07:59:00

2012-11-09T12:59:34Z

the bullshit where to get animal experience, i apply to the lowest rung vet practice position "vet assistant"

and seeing how all "vet assistant" positions require... PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE

FMFLLLL OMG.

shitlist @ 2012-10-19T18:36:00

2012-10-19T22:36:38Z

i was brushing my hands through my hair and my mom snaps "STOP DOING THAT DON'T TOUCH YOUR HAIR" because i have trich and i was like "...so i can't brush my hands through my hair?" and somehow this evolves into a screaming match about how i'm an ungrateful little brat?? wtf? sorry i'm not perfect enough for you guys. "UR DOING THIS BC OF UR ANXIETY SO WE'RE JUST GONNA YELL AT YOU ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE HORRIBLE"...i fail to see the logic...so pist beyond belief ugh
srsly you don't just tell someone with OCD "omgggg just stop!!!! god just stop!!!! u did it before omg!!" no, it just went away, and it comes back, why don't you wikipedia it

sorry this was stupid but i had to let it out somewhere

edit: and now they're talking shit about me right so i can hear it lol a+ parents right here

shitlist @ 2012-10-11T06:43:00

2012-10-11T13:42:31Z

G r 8. I haven't talked to my mom all week and her mursa or whatever the fuck is acting up and she feels worse than normal but she can't talk to the airport since she doesn't speak Turkish.

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

shitlist @ 2012-10-08T09:22:00

2012-10-07T11:51:43Z

thanks for making me feel terrible numerous times, i am almost relieved that this bullshit is over.

p.s. go fuck yourself

shitlist @ 2012-10-05T06:17:00

2012-10-05T10:17:25Z

is there a book on how to have a fun life with a full time overnight job and no friends?
cause fuck I am 22 years old but I feel 70

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

shitlist @ 2012-09-29T23:57:00

2012-09-29T22:57:32Z

being overly paranoid when a guy you like, and who might like you as well, doesn't text back.

psychoanalyzing texts in general. ugh.

shitlist @ 2012-09-21T02:14:00

2012-09-21T09:14:02Z

that chopped-liver feeling.

shitlist @ 2012-09-18T14:05:00

2012-09-18T18:05:16Z

Either this duo glue suddenly went defective on me, or my right eye just decided to be a complete cunt today because these lashes WILL. NOT. STICK.

What the fuck.

shitlist @ 2012-08-20T15:28:00

2012-08-20T19:28:18Z

feel like a fat, uncomfortable, lonely loser

shitlist @ 2012-08-06T15:57:00

2012-08-06T22:57:46Z

Dear Craigslist browsers:
"Missed Connections" means 'I'm looking for a specific person', NOT 'I'm just looking for someone'. If you're going to start your message with 'I'm not the guy from the party, but-' then PISS OFF.

shitlist @ 2012-08-05T23:42:00

2012-08-05T15:42:55Z

simply getting dumped, and being heartbroken.

shitlist @ 2012-08-04T22:55:00

2012-08-05T02:55:18Z

YES MOTHER THROWING A FUCKING TEMPER TANTRUM IN FRONT OF ONE OF MY MANAGERS WILL DEFINITELY CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE ME MORE WEEKENDS OFF.

you fucking idiot

shitlist @ 2012-07-22T21:24:00

2012-07-23T01:24:08Z

Be as mad as you wanna, bitch, so what? You're a manager, you should fucking know what time your employees are scheduled to leave.

shitlist @ 2012-07-10T10:52:00

2012-07-10T17:47:15Z

Vampire diaries what the fuck is this?

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

shitlist @ 2012-07-04T02:40:00

2012-07-04T06:40:41Z

when pm every best friend you've ever had does something to stab you in the back. do i have a sign on my forehead that says fuck me over or something i just fuck sjkdf,a

shitlist @ 2012-06-12T22:09:00

2012-06-13T05:09:46Z

kind of want to vomit now that my lurking (well, it wasn't so hard) and suspicions led true to my ex coworker who got out of a 4yr relationship 1/yr engagement is dating my current coworker and posting all of this shit like

"The one with the legs is a special edition from 1987 that I was lucky enough not to miss out on."
"I'm fortunate enough to be in the presence of a delightful and beautiful woman."

yeah, maybe both of your previous relationships sucked but two people on the rebound, rebounding each other? happy for them but jesus i want to vomit because all of the girls statuses and his comments to her are like this. serious side eye right now. like, it's not necessary to post that and rub how ~in love~ two late 20somethings are

shitlist @ 2012-05-27T08:13:00

2012-05-27T12:13:28Z

realizing that you're not special in even the smallest bit. my brother and sister took all the talent and brains, even the good looks. what the fuck am I supposed to be here for?

shitlist @ 2012-05-09T13:03:00

2012-05-09T17:03:45Z

So all these assholes can call off THE DAY OF and it's fine, but I need to call off (FOR THE FIRST TIME) the day before I'm scheduled and suddenly it's a problem. Suddenly, everyone's busy but I'm always the one who covers for their asses? oic.

Well, we'll see if I'm doing anyone any more favors.

shitlist @ 2012-04-16T00:29:00

2012-04-16T07:29:14Z

Oh boo fucking hoo, you're six hours away from your cuddlebunny on your anniversary?

Try a FEW HUNDRED MILES.

shitlist @ 2012-04-02T13:24:00

2012-04-02T20:22:37Z

The guy on misfits who controls dairy products. WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT?

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.