Shelldoo's Zoo

ebay sales

shelldoo — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:37:48 GMT

i have 70+ bottles listed now, have another 200+ to add in the next day or two. lost of le, dc and unreleased. i hate parting w/ my collection but alas a nasty divorce forces one to do lot of things they normally wouldn't anyway link to my page: : http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/shelldooo

click my egg please

shelldoo — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:55:33 GMT

crazy busy holiday has beset upon us salon

shelldoo — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:38:55 GMT

man, this week has been insane, but good insane, we have been slammed, and we are getting reccomendations from people and our coientele is jumping. which is all good, finally not using drills, and doing things right is getting us where i want to be, i may soon need more square footage and a few more techs, 4 just isn't going to cut it soon.

which makes it even funnier when someone calls to bitch about my shirts, which in case you are wondering happened again today, some stupid guy calls, saying our shirts are offensive, he expects to see that kind of garbage in nyc but we are in *hershey* duh dipshit either that or the real estate agent lied about where my house is, he proceeds to tell me he is a man (again duh) and has regular sex (umm prove it?) and it is offensive to him, i obviously have no kids, and don't know what it means to have teenagers...umm ok so my house has been invaded by small humans, and apparently none are my children. he asks what i think my shirts actually mean, i said well ummm we do nails here and they are about getting ones nails done, well he explains it is obvious to him they have sexual entandre....really now? do you actually think i am doing hand jobs in the back room. to that he replies that it is obvious i don't have male clientele...umm again poor assumption as i have a fairly large regular male contingency. seems he likes to make assumptions and they are wrong in every instance. butr it was a hilarious conversation never the less. i find it funny he needs to assure me of his stellar sex life, while berating me for my vulgarity...talk about an ass.

oh and to even make a good day better

shelldoo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:30:32 GMT

i was mixing scrubs for the salon (yeah yeah i make my own pedicure scrubs) and bent to smell the mixture to make sure i had the right blend and my dread totally got eaten by the mixer wound up tight and yanked the fuck outta my head. i at least had the sense to turn the damn thing off and popped out the beaters and unwound my hair but my scalp is still sore. yeah did i say dumb ass

sometimes i worry about the state of my brain

shelldoo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:27:41 GMT

for real i do. my son had oral surgery today. 3 root canals, and 3 crowns, c they had to put him under and he came out of it kind of loopy, so i had this on the brain and still tried to work. clients thought i was major nutters when forming coherent sentences became a problem. then i was corresponding w/ someone very important to me about some business, and product issues, and completely made fool out of myself, giving strange prices, and measurements and generally just being a numbnutz. then called to leave a message and couldn't even friggin remember my number so my message was along the lines of "this is shell, the problem xyz = lmnop and you can call me at 717.....oh shit ummmm oh yeah 717 blah blah blah" i hate when i can't function and i totally couldn't function correctly today, and i even hate it worse that it was business related and now i feel like a dumb ass when i am usually very on top of my game. so i come home early and just sit and go over what a dumb ass i am which totally makes it so much better

insanity

shelldoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:48:57 GMT

man, i need a vacation...really. i am swamped, just swamped. the good thing is i am caught up on shipping out the retail salons, caught up on scrubs, and the salon is in reasonable organization. the bad news is i think my pnuemonia is back. temp, cough, headaches, etc. not to mention exhaustion, and my clients coming in saying wow shell you ok you look liek hell...nice, i love when people do that.

craziness

shelldoo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:39:02 GMT

well mercury retrograde is kickin my arse. i had 3 laptops blow, they are ubder warranty, but that doesn't help while they are at the shop.

then a fight broke out in front of my salon, i being the super hero i am busted it up and ended up being jumped by one of the guys involved, which ended up being a huge mistake on his part, some people have to learn the hard way i guess.

i had 5 npe oders as well as a very important letter go mia in the bowels of the postal system.

i had colleen's bachlorette party on sat, it was fun even though her cousin was picking fights w/ every one and stressing me out. the bar chick whipped my ass so hard i have bruises, next time remind me when she gets the first swing in not to tell her it didn't hurt ;)

i am gearing up for my trip to la, getting loose ends tied up etc. i really need to get away, so even w/ my being petrified of flying i am still looking forward to it.

will call is sat, i am so excited for it, but exhausted even thinking of it.

on top of all of thet i am still coughing though not as bad, and feeling bitchy as all get out.

i kind of feel like so many people need stuff from me, and some are just plain out bitches about realizing my life is insane and they don't take first prioity, whhaaa i pm'd/emailed you 86 times and haven't gotten a response. well excuse the f*@% outta me, my lapyops are broken, and i am spinning plate but sorry i didn't tell ya thanks for pming....grrrr

interesting thought

shelldoo — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:29:55 GMT

i have been lobbying the cosmetology board in pa to approve nail tech teachers license. they have cosmetology teachers license but for whatever reason no nail tech teachers license, so in order to teach nails one must undergo all the cosmetology classes (hair skin nails) for a year, then take an additional year to get teacher's license. in beauty school so little focus is put on nails that a tech basically learns to pass state board tests and that is it. so when hiring someone out of school i basically apprentice them 6 months before allowing them to do clients, this is time consuming and expensive. so i get my board update today and FINALLY they have approved nail teachers license. i called the local beauty school, to try to get in. they don't have them yet but hopefully if i keep pushing they will have them soon. then i can apprentice someone the whole way through, and it would count towards school hours, while giving the the knowlege to actually work on clients so when they "graduate" they would be ready to go. the only drawback is i am way over extended w/ my time right now. and burning the candle at both ends and the middle sounds a bit crazy even for me. however knowing this i still am gonna do it.

well after feeling like death for so long

shelldoo — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:17:00 GMT

i finally went to the dr today, i have ear infections in both ears, a sinus infection, and pnuemonia in the lower lobes of both lungs, bed rest for moi, and some major med, so if i am mia it will just be cause i am in bed hybernating

woohoo my new commercial

shelldoo — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:39:57 GMT

still needs the voiceover but i love it so far

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shelldoo/?action=view¤t=NailPolish.flv

putting lodas of stuff on ebay

shelldoo — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:28:20 GMT

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZshelldooo

polishes, hand creme, betty dye you name it all my clearance junk is listed.

thinking about moving

shelldoo — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:38:50 GMT

my family was up for the whole weekend. i enjoyed being w/ my sister, brother, their spouses, and kids so much. my sister had an offer for me to run a business w/ her, plus they have a salon tehy currently rent out that i could get and still do my salon thing, plus actually have family. with everything i have been going through w/ my dh's family it would be nice to actually have real honest to goodness supportive family. but it would mean selling his business, packing all my inventory, display units etc, and our home, and moving several states away. so i have alot to think on, however it is beyond tempting

arm update

shelldoo — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:08:10 GMT

well, as things seem they can't get much worse they do. a few weeks ago my arm started hurting again, just here and there then kind of naggy, and now constantly and my regular meds aren't working so i am back on muscle relaxers and oxycontin. i have lost abt 4 in. in length over the last 3-4 weeks, and i have a huge muscle knot again. the dr. told me 2 months ago i might need another surgery, which i decilned, i mean if they can't fix it in 5 why will 6 help. but i don't know how long i can go w/ it like it is....i really don't think i can handle more suregry, the pain is so unreal, and i feel so helpless whne i can't even wipe my ass. i just am so bummed even w/ the possibility of backsliding ater a year

new ink

shelldoo — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:25:55 GMT

getting the parts of my sleeve i started shaded. 7 hours in this baby, and countless to go. i need the rest of the web shaded, each of the kids birth flowers added, one life one love, more webbing, and the cheshire cat from amercican mcgee's alice. it is gonna be one hella a piece when it is complete. this is teh day i got it hence the "wetness" it is starting to dry out some and getting a bit more subtle in the shading (which i like) but yall can get the idea...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shelldoo/salonpics219.jpg

my husband's family is gonna send me off teh deep end

shelldoo — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:17:49 GMT

my mil called to let me husband know what an embarrassment i am as a dil, and how i am corrupting my son into a freak cause he has dreads (they rock btw) and how she doesn't want people to know we are related (not something i claim anyway, besides she hasn't seen me since last dec.) so that had me pissy, then my sil shows up to exorcise me. umm apparently i have demons from my childhood and they are making me self mutilate w/ piercings and tattoos...funny thing is when i asked what she knows abt my childhood she said well...umm...it was bad? not even close cunt! then she said if i were past it then i wouldn't be sensitive....i am sorry but even physical scars are tender if someone comes along poking at them. so now i am just all wanting to flatten some people or move...maybe a nice far away island where they can't find me...anybody know one for sale?

looooooong weekend.

shelldoo — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:54:20 GMT

we had some of melody's friends over for the weekend, and had a huge bonfire sat. night. plus my regular buy supplies stuff, and weekend cleaning...now i need a break from my weekend :lol: and weekend after next will even be crazier. my baby sister and her dh, and 6 kids will be comeing, plus my baby brother whom i haven't seen in like 16 years will be coming, and we have our employee hershey park day. it will be fun but insane.

just finished

shelldoo — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:37:04 GMT

a birthday party of 10 8y/o girls at the salon, i am ready for a few shots of vodka...why is it people let their kids run wild in public?

shelldoo — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:18:18 GMT

over the last few days alot of crap has ensued about myself, my collection, and the degradation of a certain forum community. rather then take it to continuing the drama there i figured, i would sound off here.

i'll try to keep it in some kind of order but my mind often flows about a thousand times faster then my fingers. so bare w/ me.

myself: ya knnow what i haven't always had the means to buy anything. there were many years as a child/young adult that i had nothing. and when i say nothing i mean we stole our clothing from salvation army boxes, and dumpster dove for food. poorer then most people even know exsists in america. lived in a shack that had no indoor plumbing, no stove, we used a wood stove to cook and heat bath water. i have experienced more abuse then most people could even deal w/ hearing about. being shot at by my mom for making noise while she was sleeping, having my arms broken just for shits and giggles, and being beaten to the point of uncontiousness, waking up to 200+ stitches in my head to remind me not to misbehave again. did i let it kick my ass? did i let it turn me into a product of environment that i was raised in? hell no, i am a fighter, a survivor. i will not appologize for working my ass off to change things. i got everysingle thing i have by constantly taking the next step, pushing myself beyond what most people would do. and eventually i overcame a bucnh of shit, and built 2 thriving businesses. i working friggin 72+ hours a week just at the salon, then i do bookeeping for my husband's business. i EARN my money. i can spend it however the fuck i choose. i don't cry about bills, i don't sell bottles to pay for electric. i am a collector plain and simple. but i will step up when someone starts running off at the mouth about me, or something that applies to me, as i said i am a fighter. plus i took too many years of abuse to allow anyone to treat me badly at this point. i have a zero tolerance policy. if someone is talkin smack, i am not an inimidated little child hiding in the corner. i *will* call it as i see it. EVERY SINGLE TIME! sometimes that is seen as over reacting...well maybe but it damn sure beats playing the victim all the fucking time.

my collection?: i have alot of perfume...i worked for it, paid for it, and cherish it because i see it as an amazing work of art by a dear friend. get the fuck over you jealousy, your poor me attitude, and your holier then thou mentality because i have a mental problem. ya know what who is crazier the one buying stuff or virtual strangers sitting on their asses worrying about what someone else has bought? seems like a no brainer to me.

the certain community: so it has changed has it? BULL SHIT there has always been good, always been bad, and always been trolls. as a matter of fact the very first time i wrote a review, i recieved my very first pm and i quote:

you might want to edit your Dragon's Milk post for grammar and some lame first year internet cool-speak. "teh"? repeatedly? yeah.. it brings down the whole review, makes it pointless; i don't believe a THING you wrote, all because of style. i.e.: boyfriend and hot-tub, telling us how COOL she is, right.. she's fourteen.. bragging and unable to write, i doubt she's even tried a drop of product, and even if she has why would i care about THIS idiots opinion of it?
think about it.

i have been attacked for being who i am, which is not a front, i am the same irl as online. i have been attacked for my foster parenting, been threatened w/ law suits for defending a friend, backstabbed by a friend w/ all the ensuing drama because i applied to be a mod, and most recently told by messages that the community as a whole would be better off w/o me. so excuse the fuck outta me if i "overreact" when yet another cunt decides to jumps my ass because i am "popular" ya know what just maybe people like me because i go out of my way to help people, send cards, gifts ect when i see someone is looking for something i have. i am like that irl, when someone needs something if i can help i do. i don't spew piss and vinegar, whine, or be a pansy ass in general. i suck it up and face it head on, yet i am the bitch? just maybe if the "community" would have the kind of heart and passion for life and others that i do, it wouldn't be the place you hate so badly so what if at a meet n sniff, or will call you get bumped, or someone doesn't hand you the bottle as soon as you request it, what the hell are you doing to better the situation? believe me i get you have issues w/ it. or you are disgusted by me, i also get your sarcasm and reply w/ my own. i am no idiot, i *choose* to face things head on, not pussy foot around and black out my comments, or be snide and underhanding while pretending i am above all that. because although i am a bitch i am loyal, and all in all a good person. a bitch who really doesn't give three flying monkies fucking that your fucktard self has issues w/ me. if you don't like a certain place, or community wtf are you doing there, take your toys and don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, instead of all the "i am tying up loose, ends then i am out", are you looking for people to beg for you to stay? and *i* am the drama queen....and i am the one w/ mental issues????

meme

shelldoo — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:07:20 GMT

1. My First True BPAL Love was: tintagel

2. My First OMGTHISISAMAZING BPAL Love was: antique lace

3. My Essential, Daily BPAL ‘Signature Scent’ I cannot live without: Snake Oil and lots of it

4. My Essential OMGTHISISSOME!!! BPAL ‘Signature Scent’ that makes me feel sexy: hymn to persepine, not so much because of me, but because of my husbands reation to it

5. The BPAL scent that makes me feel like I can tackle ANYthing!:snake oil

6. The BPAL scent that makes me really, really happy: Haunted

7. The BPAL scent I never expected to fall in love with—but did!: hmmm i am stumped.

8. The BPAL scent that turned into an unholy stench with my skin chemistry: anything w/ the debils flower of jasmine

9. The person who inspired this insanity in me when they talked about BPAL: cegirls

10. The person who first enabled me: Cegirls

11. How long I’ve been Mad About BPAL: since like oct or nov of 04

12. If price and availability were NO OBJECT, which BPAL would you BATHE in?: snake oil

13. “Extra Credit” – What is the one thing you have to tell EVERYONE about BPAL?: just how amazing it is, how wonderful beth is and how she amazes me w/ her talent of coming up w/ so many unique and amazing scents

sfx wild flower

shelldoo — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:00:36 GMT

i am in the process of dying my hair sfx wildflower, the only issue w/ wild flower is having to wait until tomorrow to see the results. well not wild flower but sfx in general. i live in a microwave world, i want flourecent purple hair right now :lol:

finally got all my school supplies for next year ordered

shelldoo — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:29:07 GMT

cost me a fortune but all the kids cirriculum has been ordered. hopefully it will be here this week, and our 07 year will begin. i am excited after a month off, and so are they. i wish i could keep this excitement for all of us for the whole year

why, oh, why, oh, why

shelldoo — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:02:09 GMT

crazy week getting ready for will call ect, and regular salon crap, and refinancing, and dealing w/ my sisters baby situation...and now i have af...i just had af like a week and half ago...she should not be back...grrrrr

me against the world.

shelldoo — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:44:34 GMT

and i am feeling alone. ugh i hate that feeling.

so what am i?

shelldoo — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:39:09 GMT

How to make a

Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts ego

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

i have come to the realization, i really don't like people touching me

shelldoo — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:45:37 GMT

while camping this weekend numerous people (stoopid hicks) decided to touch me for variosu reasons. checking to see if my ahir was real, to rubbing my legs to see if these were tattoos http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140119417065 twits. i swear to goodness, what makes dumbasses think they can touch a perfect stranger?