Requested NOT Viewing

It is everyone's duty to stop the next wave of vapid celebutards by NOT watching "Dallas' Most Eligible." Don't allow the car-wreck fascination to draw you to the show - the results will be terrifying; we do NOT want to be hearing from these people for the next five years (the three months of previews has been painful enough!) America needs to stop making terrible, selfish, shallow and soulless people famous. Get behind this. Tell your friends.

*ends rantlet*