Action Tales: SG-1 in Trouble Again?

A birthday gift for renwah! I finally found where Jack, Sam, & Co. were hiding.

Enjoy!

"Carter?"

"Yes, Sir?"

"Explain this to me please."

"Not a clue, Sir."

"We were in the mess, having a reasonably decent meal. And we ended up...here. With no weapons."

"Yes, Sir."

Jack stepped off the platform and suddenly...

"Oh, hell no." Both Jacks spoke in unison. Sam sighed.

Black Ops Jack squinted. "What did you touch this time, Jack?"

Desert Jack glared. "Hey, we were having supper!"

Sam fought the urge to do a facepalm. "Okay, Sirs, let's figure this out."

Black Ops Jack snorted. "You mean YOU figure it out. We know we're just eye candy in these situations." He stepped down and...

Silence. Then Green Fatigues Jack sighed. "Hey, Sam. Hey, Me times two. What the fuck did you touch?"

Sam held up a hand to forestall an argument. "I think I figured it out, Sirs." She motioned. If you could just stand here...and you here...yeah, that'll work." She stood next to them.

"Now what?" hissed Desert Jack.

"Smile for the camera, everybody! It's Ren's birthday so she gets a lot of Jacks. Say...Stargate!"

And there you have it, folks! Eye candy! :D