I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY! For a week! To the Isle of Wight! No one should have to spend a week on the Isle of Wight!*
* I think that the Isle of Wight Tourist Board should take this line in their next set of island promotions, I really do.
While I'm gone, you will be able to contact me in the following ways:
1. Telepathy (make sure to leave your name and number, though, or you'll be redirected to my Spam Brain)
2. Smoke signals
3. Carrier pigeons
4. Symbolic crop circles ("This one is ever so slightly oval! SOMETHING IS AMISS!")
Or you could bring all four together, and send me a telepathic ten-a-day pigeon wearing a stylish jacket made of wheat (in which case I would know exactly what you meant, really). THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
* I think that the Isle of Wight Tourist Board should take this line in their next set of island promotions, I really do.
While I'm gone, you will be able to contact me in the following ways:
1. Telepathy (make sure to leave your name and number, though, or you'll be redirected to my Spam Brain)
2. Smoke signals
3. Carrier pigeons
4. Symbolic crop circles ("This one is ever so slightly oval! SOMETHING IS AMISS!")
Or you could bring all four together, and send me a telepathic ten-a-day pigeon wearing a stylish jacket made of wheat (in which case I would know exactly what you meant, really). THE CHOICE IS YOURS.