RESULTS! OF THE EXAM VARIETY!
MATHS: A
GEOGRAPHY: A
LATIN: A
GERMAN: A
GENERAL STUDIES: A
GERMAN A-LEVEL: A
And hey, hey, remember the General Studies paper where I told Pete Doherty that he should Get His Act Together, And Don't You Dare Inject Yourself While I Am Improving You, Young Man? Well, apparently the examiner was either Pete's mum or Kate Moss, because... well. Somehow I managed to get full marks.
I say it was a fix.
(Ha! Fix! Drug addicts! Get it? Get it?)
For next year's exam, I'm thinking of branching out and handing out advice to the rest of the Libertines, and maybe Babyshambles if I am feeling particularly adventurous. Just think! By the time I'm done with university, I could have single-handedly dramatically reduced drug abuse across the entire British pop spectrum!
Blimey. I am practically Mother Theresa! Except more guitar-based.
GEOGRAPHY: A
LATIN: A
GERMAN: A
GENERAL STUDIES: A
GERMAN A-LEVEL: A
And hey, hey, remember the General Studies paper where I told Pete Doherty that he should Get His Act Together, And Don't You Dare Inject Yourself While I Am Improving You, Young Man? Well, apparently the examiner was either Pete's mum or Kate Moss, because... well. Somehow I managed to get full marks.
I say it was a fix.
(Ha! Fix! Drug addicts! Get it? Get it?)
For next year's exam, I'm thinking of branching out and handing out advice to the rest of the Libertines, and maybe Babyshambles if I am feeling particularly adventurous. Just think! By the time I'm done with university, I could have single-handedly dramatically reduced drug abuse across the entire British pop spectrum!
Blimey. I am practically Mother Theresa! Except more guitar-based.