Last night I had a nightmare where I messed up a whole question in my AS General Studies exam by rambling about how Pete Doherty is ruining his career and his life and his nose, and why won't he think of the puppies!!!!!.

And then I woke up and realised, actually, no, that really happened!


In other words: JASJIOSGJIASJOAG!. OIHIOGH!!!!!. AIOFHIASFAS FUCKASIOGH A!


In other, more English, words: Exam results tomorrow. The words "Oh", "arseing" and "Hell" spring cheerfully into my mind, like bouncy little minions of Satan. The kind of minions who are fun to shoot through the head. And then throw into the Thames, having been presented with stylish new concrete booties.



In some more words: I am really scared!