12 Character Meme (Hetalia version)

This is the most popular character meme that I could find. Another fun time killer if anyone is bored.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters:
1. America
2. France
3. England
4. Romano
5. Prussia
6. Spain
7. Japan
8. Canada
9. Germany
10. Russia
11. Italy 
12. China

Now answer the following by replacing the number with the character next to that number on your list.


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Can't say I have. Even though Spain and Italy interaction is cute, I like GerIta and Spamano too much to split them up xP

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mafia!Romano, then hell yeah! ...Liikkkeeee....S/M hot, especially if you throw in there a conquistador!Spain, then OH GOD. All hell breaks loose--!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
China x Canada = Toranto xD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Well, not exactly about Germany, but Prussia and Germany. October Twenty Fourth by lilien_passe. Hands down the most heartbreaking story I've read so far that made me cry a bucket of tears. TT-TT

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
France and Spain? Hmm... I guess. I mean, I've seen a few doujins about this pairing, but I haven't really thought of these two as a couple. Depends on how well written a France/Spain fic is to my POV. Oh!, but I do remember this one fancomic about France and Spain (they're suppose to have dinner together every Tuesday or something like that). That fancomic is the most sweetest France/Spain interaction I've ever seen, and it broaden my liking to these two.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Prussia/Germany or Prussia/Russia? ...Holy effing crap, did not expect that to happen--! Ehhh....can't it be a triangle for an epic AU fic? No? Sigh... then I guess Prussia with Russia and Germany with the classic GerIta~

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Japan would unshethed his katana, and tried to turn France into an eunuch after finding his older brother China pinned down against his will, and... (me rambling here)

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
England had never been more confused in his entire life. One minute Russia was leering at him with an eerie demeanor, and the next he was offering to share his scarf with him! "Really," the Briton thought, "Russia is such an enigma." England shivered. That kolkhoz is just bloody lucky it's freezing cold out here.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Of course. Even though I don't ship these two, I've seen plenty of America and Canada posts around.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Autumn's Sun
Autumn in poetry has often been associated with melancholy. The possibilities of summer are gone, and the chill of winter is on the horizon. Skies turn grey, and people turn inward, both physically and mentally. - wiki
The sun is an emblem of glory and brilliance. It represents happiness, life and spirituality. The rising sun is a symbol of hope. The sun, when not rising, is always blazoned the “sun in splendour.” -houseofnames.com
JapanxChina (Aww, I love these two~ Hurt/Comfort is the perfect genre for them)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I most likely won't ever read this, but and AU setting with a Mafia!Romano who's like the don, and America as the new American policeman that flew to Italy to go undercover. Of course, America was never really good at hiding, was he?...

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
France, Romano, Prussia? Yeah, probably. I can see that in smut form

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kolkolkolkol.... xD

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
AmericaxSpainxChina
WARNING: utter crackness ...? Seriously, never considered these three.

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Your hair is really soft like snow, da~" 
"Oh?" France weaved his fingers through his fine-kept hair, till they intertwined with a cool leather surface. "Merci, Ivan."
I really don't know how these two interact. Need to read more fic about them...

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Prussia? Uhh... about a week ago. It was during the Berlin Wall time frame (like most of the Prussia fics I read) xP

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Spain pulling on Romano's erogenous zone xD

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Either way, Italy will still be kinda oblivious to what he's doing to Germany; it'll be cute to see Germany's reaction to Italy's advancements~

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Since I've seen a lot of England/Japan, I wanna say Japan tops! It'll be interesting to read something about that~

20) Rewrite the following using your characters.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
"America and Germany are in a happy relationship (...'kay...) until Germany suddenly runs off with Romano (eh, but what about Italy??). America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Italy (aww, Italy's heartbroken too...) and a brief unhappy affair with China (financial issues... >__>), then follows the wise advice of Prussia ('cause he's awesome like that) and finds true love with England." (yay, happy ending~)

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
 Japan/Canada? Um... no commento? xD