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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:17:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Chicago Dog Lovers: Help this poor dog at Animal Control!</title>
  <author>snowykitten</author>
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  <description>&quot;Sweetie&quot; is an 8-10 year old dog who was abandoned on the streets of Chicago by her owner. She is blind but because dogs rely more on smell than sight she would be able to adapt to a home. Sadly she is running out of time at animal control. &lt;b&gt;A foster home or adopter needs to be found in the next 24 hours or she will be put to sleep.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;You can see a video of this sweet girl here: &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rahuc2IlNDI&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rahuc2IlNDI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Info on how to foster/adopt is here: &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://www.facebook.com/note.php?created&amp;&amp;note_id=283402801673010&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://www.facebook.com/note.php?created&amp;&amp;note_id=283402801673010&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or you can become friends with Adopt a Pittie from the City to ask them to pull her for you: &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;https://www.facebook.com/adoptapittie&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;https://www.facebook.com/adoptapittie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ideally she would go to a quiet home without other dogs or a very mellow dog. Please, even if you can&apos;t adopt her yourself, spread the word to others who might be able to help this poor sweetheart out and save a life! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry if anyone doesn&apos;t like that I posted this here but I know a lot of dopers are from Chicago.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:53:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>All IP addresses banned at the Dope</title>
  <author>geearewhy</author>
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  <description>Roughly an hour ago, lots of people on the Giraffe Boards reported being IP banned at the Dope.  It seems somebody goofed on the ban filter.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 18:11:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Settings changed</title>
  <author>opalcat</author>
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  <description>I changed the settings for this community so that if links are posted that aren&apos;t on the whitelist the entry will be moderated. This should cut down on the spam postings. Sorry for the clutter folks.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:40:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <author>foolsguinea</author>
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  <description>This is weird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=530229&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&quot;Some instructions for replying to my posts&quot;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:30:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Memorial service thread for danceswithcats1</title>
  <author>geearewhy</author>
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  <description>The official planning thread for danceswithcats1&apos;s memorial service is:  &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528932&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528932&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please redistribute this link to the other SDMB-offshoot boards.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:58:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Passing of danceswithcats</title>
  <author>geearewhy</author>
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  <description>Today I received word that Paul Hamilton passed away in early July; only today did anybody in the SDMB community find out.  (SDMB:  danceswithcats)  (LJ:  &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;danceswithcats1&quot; lj:user=&quot;danceswithcats1&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://danceswithcats1.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://danceswithcats1.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;danceswithcats1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The memorial thread is:  &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528691&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528691&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 02:28:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Renewal?</title>
  <author>geearewhy</author>
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  <description>I got the email about my Doper subscription being up for renewal.  With the sudden fall-off in Dopers going to various alternative boards and everybody trying to squeeze every last penny out of every turnip they&apos;ve got, I&apos;m seriously considering not paying up my $7.50.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus I finally figured out how to block images in Firefox.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anybody else not renewing their subscription this time around?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:57:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>SD web site is down</title>
  <author>geearewhy</author>
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  <description>It seems that the Straight Dope is offline at the moment.  The board was up earlier, but now it&apos;s down as well.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:54:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Splinter boards</title>
  <author>zev_ari</author>
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  <description>I&amp;nbsp;know that I haven&apos;t been terribly active of late, but I do know that there have been major changes and there are splinter boards breaking off from the Dope.&amp;nbsp; A number of prominent posters have already broken away and joined the new boards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll probably remain at the dope, but the good thing is that it&apos;s not like it&apos;s a marriage... I can join as many boards as I like.&amp;nbsp; :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That being said, does anyone have a somewhat comprehensive list of the splinter boards?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zev Steinhardt</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:58:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Another alternative message board</title>
  <author>danceswithcats1</author>
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  <description>No ill will towards giraffe-best wishes on your new endeavor, yet there&apos;s another choice, if you haven&apos;t heard of it.  Domebo, started by CRSP, formerly known as Captain Ridley&apos;s Shooting Party.  Many of your old friends can be found there, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;www.domebo.net/forum/index.php? is the link to use.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:03:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>http://www.giraffeboards.com</title>
  <author>giraffe_sdmb</author>
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  <description>Hi everybody!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my first LiveJournal post ever, so please don&apos;t laugh if it looks retarded.&amp;nbsp; Anyway, I&amp;nbsp;just wanted to give you all a heads-up about the new board I&apos;m starting.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s (currently) called &lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://www.giraffeboards.com.&amp;nbsp;&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://www.giraffeboards.com.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt; (The name along with just about everything else may be changed depending on what people want.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;nbsp;announced it on the SDMB, but wanted to hit you guys over here just in case there&apos;s any former Dopers lurking about looking for a new place to waste time.&amp;nbsp; All are welcome, and you can cuss all you want.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://www.giraffeboards.com&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://www.giraffeboards.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s the message board that kids ask for by name, when they&apos;re high.&amp;nbsp; Kids, don&apos;t do drugs.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well, Ed finally did it: New Pit Rules</title>
  <author>guinastasia</author>
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  <description>Basically the same as before-no racist remarks, no trolling, no fake pittings, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUT....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507985&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;We also have these WONDERFUL additions!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;No abusive remarks directed at other posters&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t direct obscenities or vulgarities at other posters - this includes everything from &amp;quot;fuck you&amp;quot; on up. If you don&apos;t like another poster, you&apos;re free to make that plain. That doesn&apos;t mean you can say anything you want. Creative insults are permitted; crude vituperation is not. We&apos;ll be the judge of what constitutes abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;No complaints about SDMB administration in the Pit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All comments or complaints about SDMB administration should go in the About This Message Board forum, not in the Pit. Pitting of SDMB staff is permitted for views they express as ordinary posters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;No obscenities in thread titles&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rules regarding profanity in the Pit are the same as those for the rest of the SDMB. The board is intended for adults and occasional vulgarities will go unremarked. However, we don&apos;t have unlimited tolerance for this. If you give the impression of having Tourette&apos;s syndrome, we may tell you to knock it off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus fucking CHRIST, Ed!  Your best mods are quitting, people are constantly complaing-this is a BUSINESS-it&apos;s no longer &amp;quot;Our Board, Our Rules.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since I can&apos;t say it on the boards anymore-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-large;&quot;&gt;FUCK YOU, ED, you fucking troglodyte!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:09:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Gee, what a shock</title>
  <author>guinastasia</author>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;The message boards are currently down to resolve a database problem.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I swear, this is the ONLY&amp;nbsp;website I&amp;nbsp;pay to use-and it&apos;s the only one that gives me so much crap.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <media:title type="plain">ESPN Superbowl coverage</media:title>
  <lj:music>ESPN Superbowl coverage</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:44:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So what&apos;s going on now?</title>
  <author>jayjaybear</author>
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  <description>This is apparently more than just a standard logjam...&quot;pending a restoration of service&quot;?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:36:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Holy Carp-Ed&apos;s latest BAD business model</title>
  <author>danceswithcats1</author>
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  <description>When is he going to realize that he&apos;s helping to flush SDMB down the crapper?  You know, I&apos;ve never run a newspaper, but I do know that listening to what your customers have to say is a good thing.  Which Eddie Z hasn&apos;t done.  I&apos;m shocked that someone who is this willfully obtuse can hold a managerial position.  Hopefully not for long.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:23:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Woo-hoo, I&apos;m somebody!</title>
  <author>troubleagain</author>
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  <description>I&apos;ve actually been mentioned in the SnarkPit!&amp;nbsp; Apparently, I&apos;m registered Every-fuckin&apos;-where*, should get a life outside of my &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;imaginary&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;friends, and I&amp;nbsp;have a man face.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Yeah, I&amp;nbsp;am.&amp;nbsp; Unaboard, umop&apos;s board, Skippy&apos;s board, G&apos;Dope, and NADS.&amp;nbsp; It takes all of about half an hour to read all the threads I&apos;m actually interested in on all those boards.&amp;nbsp; Oh, and I registered on FFF about 100 years ago, but if I&amp;nbsp;ever posted there, I&amp;nbsp;don&apos;t recall it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:12:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Beta-Chan is born!</title>
  <author>jayjaybear</author>
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  <description>For those who were following along with TokyoPlayer&apos;s baby saga but have since moved off the board, Beta-Chan has been successfully brought into the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=486704&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;They&apos;ve named her Anya&lt;/a&gt;. She was born via c-section last night (or tonight...darn International Date Line) and is healthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just letting folks know! :0)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:57:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Now what&apos;s going on?</title>
  <author>jayjaybear</author>
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  <description>The board was working about an hour ago, but now it doesn&apos;t go anywhere. I mean, there&apos;s not even a 404 error or &quot;We can&apos;t find that page&quot; or &quot;The server may be busy&quot;. It&apos;s just blank.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:06:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>New and Improved!</title>
  <author>jaytee</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/344823.html</link>
  <description>So today I post to the SDMB for the first time in however many years.  It took all the way to my second post before the message board got hung up.  Nice!</description>
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  <lj:poster>jaytee</lj:poster>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This is the final straw</title>
  <author>danceswithcats1</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/344372.html</link>
  <description>Me: when do my ads go away?&lt;br /&gt;jdavis: when I decide to turn them off&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10175794&amp;posted=1#post10175794&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10175794&amp;posted=1#post10175794&lt;/a&gt;  Look now, before it gets erased.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The haughty attitude is more than I can stomach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll hang in through Gettysdope, but after that, I&apos;m gone.  Sorry, kids, but I refuse to support any business which actively treats the customers like shit.</description>
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  <lj:mood>pissed off</lj:mood>
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  <lj:poster>danceswithcats1</lj:poster>
  <lj:posterid>3323016</lj:posterid>
  <lj:reply-count>47</lj:reply-count>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:27:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <author>bibliocat</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/344201.html</link>
  <description>It&apos;s bad enough that the board is running like shit, but now there&apos;s a whole new forum just for Ed to flog his new book. WTF?</description>
  <comments>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/344201.html?view=comments#comments</comments>
  <lj:mood>confused</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
  <lj:poster>bibliocat</lj:poster>
  <lj:posterid>804611</lj:posterid>
  <lj:reply-count>12</lj:reply-count>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:24:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It doesn&apos;t bode well...</title>
  <author>jayjaybear</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343983.html</link>
  <description>It doesn&apos;t bode well that the new board (that was just opened a few hours ago) has already been taken down for maintenance.</description>
  <comments>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343983.html?view=comments#comments</comments>
  <lj:mood>curious</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
  <lj:poster>jayjaybear</lj:poster>
  <lj:posterid>74442</lj:posterid>
  <lj:reply-count>18</lj:reply-count>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:40:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Polycarp Just Quit The Dope</title>
  <author>doc_cathode</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343778.html</link>
  <description>He announced it in the Pit thread &lt;b&gt;Jesus Christ, but I want to kick religious people&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=&apos;_blank&apos; href=&apos;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10151426&amp;postcount=38&apos; rel=&apos;nofollow&apos;&gt;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10151426&amp;postcount=38&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Please cancel my membership. Credit any unused portion of it to Sampiro. He knows why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not a joke post.&quot;</description>
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  <lj:poster>doc_cathode</lj:poster>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:31:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Don&apos;t let your mouth write checks your ass can&apos;t cash</title>
  <author>danceswithcats1</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343494.html</link>
  <description>Owing to a major lapse of judgement, the Pit has been turned into a stadium of verbal rollerball, with the understanding that, come restart, *poof* it all goes away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did it ever occur to the keepers of the keys that some of the softer members may be deeply injured by the nasty shit being said, even after the text disappears?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dish it out and take it, too, but what works for me doesn&apos;t necessarily apply to everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you hand whiskey and car keys to a seventeen year old, telling them that the havoc wreaked on their weekend would be erased, a la Cinderella?</description>
  <comments>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343494.html?view=comments#comments</comments>
  <lj:mood>pissed off</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
  <lj:poster>danceswithcats1</lj:poster>
  <lj:posterid>3323016</lj:posterid>
  <lj:reply-count>11</lj:reply-count>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:35:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Those of you waiting for free posting</title>
  <author>fachverwirrt</author>
  <link>https://sdmb.livejournal.com/343064.html</link>
  <description>Only a month or two behind schedule, which, considering the norm, isn&apos;t so bad, really (of course, that&apos;s a lot like saying &quot;Woohoo! Gas is only $3.50 a gallon,&quot; but I digress).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jerry on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=481092&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;new server, Vbulletin, free posting, etc.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
  <lj:poster>fachverwirrt</lj:poster>
  <lj:posterid>6107810</lj:posterid>
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