HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARA!! *squishes*

You are my internet-soulmate & we have taken brain-sharing to a whole new level. You have been through so much lately and I just wish I could DO something for you other than write crack!fic about Sawyer taking advantage of a girl in Maine (not dirty!) named Sarah (obvs. not you, as you do not have the 'h', don't be silly) who eats lobsters (...I will assume youSarah eats lobsters because - dude, MAINE).

I hope you had a brilliant day, I hope you got to spend time with your family & friends, I hope you were happy. I ♥ you, Sara - you are the most unbelievable friend. *loves*

...I also hope you got Eclipse, because it is OMG SO GOOD. :D

AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVED IT. I am still shipping Edward/Bella so hard, but I absolutely adored Jacob in this, more than in the last one. Eee, they're all so CUTE and STUPID and NO ONE can make a good decision in these books and it is asklfjsdf. So happy.

Also, I may be sort of obsessed with the tent scene, because teenage awkwardness much?? *dances* Hee. I loved it I loved it I loved it. Jacob was so smug I just wanted to smack him, only not really because he made me giggle so much. And Edward, letting him do that and even hearing his thoughts and stopping being stalker-overprotective!! I want to know their whole mental conversation so bad that I might even write it out.

Both of those boys are so freaking hot. Not that I pity Bella in any way, as it's not exactly a hardship to choose between a vampire and a werewolf.

OMG ANOTHER YEAR. HOW WILL I SURVIVE.