While feeling I want to channel Charlton Heston at the end of Plant Of The Apes, shouting "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!", I feel I have to point out LOLcode.net to all of you (and especially elimloth).
It's a .NET implementation of LOLcode, a spoof computer language based on LOLcat. Here's that classic computer program, HAI WORLD in LOLcode: