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Foodie Finder

Local restaurant discovery with community tips. No ads, no algorithm push.

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Sassy Talk

Encrypted push-to-talk over local WiFi. AES-256-GCM, no servers, no accounts.

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Rebel Tuner

Chromatic instrument tuner with attitude. Real-time pitch detection.

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U.S. Army veteran-led company creating secure software that puts control back in your hands with zero tracking, zero telemetry, and real protection.

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Haven't you always wanted to tell your computer what to do? You made your home smarter, why not your computer? Double-click the installer and every MCP client on your machine gets auto-configured — Claude Desktop, VS Code Copilot, Cursor, Windsurf, Cline, Continue, Zed, and Grok Desktop. 267 tools spanning file ops, shell, GitHub, Android control, screen vision, security audit, and persistent cross-session memory. Windows-native ~36 MB single .exe, plus DXT bundle and VS Code Marketplace extension for one-click installs.

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WinForensics-Pro

Scans your entire Windows system for signs of compromise, hidden files, suspicious activity, and malware — then generates a detailed report you can actually read.

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Sassy Brain

Multi-AI consensus engine. 5 providers (Claude, Grok, Gemini, Mistral, HuggingFace) debate and refine, then synthesize one answer. Async steering, encrypted local keys, no telemetry.

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Sassy Browser (v2 Tease)

Privacy-first universal file viewer & secure browser — now v2.0.0. Click for details and to support development.

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Create professional websites in 5 minutes. AI-powered content, free hosting, own everything forever.

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Website Creator

AI-powered WordPress builder with security hardening, automated backups, and monitoring built in.

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Network Analysis

Check your connection security, detect VPNs, and get privacy recommendations. Instant results.

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Network Analysis Dashboard

Enter your ZIP code to analyze your connection and check your privacy status.

Built by a veteran for everyone who deserves protection

Sassy Consulting LLC is a veteran-owned software company based in Wisconsin. Founded by a U.S. Army veteran with 11 years of service, we build tools that prioritize user privacy, security, and ownership.

  • Privacy First — We never track, collect telemetry, or harvest your data
  • Source Available — Every product is available for audit on GitHub
  • Security Hardened — Every product is built in Rust with memory safety from the ground up
pub struct SassyConsulting {
    privacy: Priority::Maximum,
    data_collection: Option<Never>,
    source_code: Visibility::Auditable,
    telemetry: false,
    veteran_owned: true,
    years_service: 11,
    location: "Wisconsin",
}

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