Sakura/Lee House of Crack

SakuLee where Sakura is the pervy aggressor?

2011-05-21T17:49:22Z

Hello, I know that SakuLee is a small ship, alas, but does anyone out there know if there is any SakuLee D/s out there were Sakura is the pervy aggressor? I mean, come on, Lee is adorable and sweet, and Sakura had the same reaction as Naruto to Konohamaru's double sexy no jutsu lol.

What I really want is something at least rated M, but some PG humour gen would be awesome too if it's SakuLee.

ETA: Well, the mood of this is kinda close, but no actual lemon and Sakura is only a LITTLE bit aggressive, and they didn't even make it to third base;

Love and Devotion by KuroOkami
http://naruto.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544181394

ETA2: Kink meme yields one fluffy h/c SakuLee, first time and on a hospital bed:
http://lumoslumiere.livejournal.com/4023.html?thread=66487#t66487

SAKURA SHIPS DRABBLE-A-THON

2008-06-26T15:56:45Z

SAKURA SHIPS DRABBLE-A-THON

The goal is to get at least one drabble for every Sakura ship.
And we do mean EVERY.
Come over to pinkcrack and join in the drabble-a-thon.

Icons

2007-11-26T12:54:21Z

Samples	Samples	Samples

32 Beyblade
- 6 Hitoshi/Hiromi (Hiro/Hilary)
- 1 Max/Hiromi (Max/Hilary)
- 1 Rei/Hiromi (Ray/Hilary)
- 1 Rei/Kai (Ray/Kai)
- 23 Kai/Hiromi (Kai/Hilary)
25 Harry Potter
- 1 Lily/Snape
- 16 Scorpius/Rose
- 4 Voldemort for darkhp_icontest
- 4 Draco for dmhg_icontest
- 1 Hermione for dmhg_icontest
- 4 Draco/Hermione for dmhg_icontest
3 Sawyer/Kate [Lost] for skate_stillness
42 Naruto
- 7 Gaara/Sakura
- 5 Neji/Sakura
- 6 Kankurou/Sakura
- 2 Lee/Sakura
- 1 Itachi/Sakura
- 2 Shikamaru/Sakura
- 8 Sakura
- 1 Shino/Ino
- 1 Ino
- 1 Chouji
- 1 Kiba
- 1 Gaara
- 1 Kakashi
- 2 Neji
- 1 Kakashi/Gai
- 1 Yamato (Tenzou)/Kakashi
- 1 Deidara/Tobi
6 Roswell for ros_stillness & ros_ichallenge

Scorpius/Rose Banner
Gaara/Sakura Banner

(Fake cut to my icon journal)

sakulee @ 2007-11-09T13:59:00

2007-11-09T19:03:35Z

Hello everyone!

I'm new here and a big fan of the SakuraxLee pairing. I'm not a good writer or artist so I won't have much to offer but I'm more than happy to talk about the pairing and the show in general! :)

I bring a gift. It's not specifically SakuraxLee but they are both in there and I find it funny. I hope you do too!:

I look forward to being part of this community.

Adding some life!

2007-10-16T07:41:37Z

So there hasn't been much activity around these parts...but I hope that will change soon! :3

Title: Daisuki
Rated: M
Summary: I love him, more than anyone else in my life. But is it possible to like someone else despite that? Rated M for later chapters. LEESAKU. Lots of fluff. Later Lemons.
Author: ME :O
Linkage: Daisuki

/runs off to find more SakuLee goodies/

sakulee @ 2007-10-10T09:38:00

2007-10-09T23:30:22Z

Is there anybody who would like to take this comm over from me? I've been a very absent mod and would like to pass sakulee onto somebody who'd treat it better.

NEW MEMBER!/Fanart pimpage ^_^!

2007-06-14T20:53:00Z

New member and i pimped some Leesaku fanart that my fellow shippers might like ^_^

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52221892/ <--------this one is really Cute ^_^!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39212201/ <---------Another Cute one ^_^!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40825502/ <-----sooooo Kawaii it would make you SQUEEEEEE ^_^!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40825814/ <-------look there Cosplaying !!! :D

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22012195/ <------------this one amuses me ^_^!

Lee/Sakura fic

2007-06-08T00:44:18Z

Author: angelronin
Title: Brushy Eye Demon and Forehead Girl
Rating: Borderline M

01-Air

Lee felt the coolness of the air on his hands

02-Apples

“Lee-baka! You own me some apples,” Sakura was screaming at Lee after using apples as weights

03-Beginning

The beginning Sakura felt a slight toward Lee after her training with Tsunade

04-Bugs

Sakura found one of Shino’s bugs in her hair after a mission

05-Coffee

Lee can’t figure why she like drinking coffee

06-Dark

Lee kept practice his taijustsu into the night

07-Despair

The gripping fear washes over Sakura’s face when she saw Itachi defeat Lee easily

08-Doors

Lee opening the door for Sakura even she insist she don’t want him to do it

09-Drink

After he drank some sake, Sakura wonders how the hell he learn the Sakejustsu

10-Duty

They realize their duty leading them to death

11-Earth

Lee sat on ground and thinking what to said to Sakura

12-End

At the end shinobi only use as a tool and put their lives above anything else, both Lee and Sakura learnt the hard way…

13-Fall

Sakura wearing her kimono for autumn festival

14-Fire

Lee’s passionate is driving Sakura crazy but she won’t admit she like this kind of fire

15-Flexible

“You think I’m that flexible!” Sakura going gave Lee ten times worth of pain than Gaara giving to him during the Chuunin exams

16-Flying

“I don’t need your protection you hyperactive moron,” She launching him with her punch dub “Sakura Punch” and Neji just look on

17-Food

“I apprentice your help but this a bit too much,” She saw a year worth of food

18-Foot

As a mednin she examining his feet for any injuries

19-Grave

Lee look at the memorial epitaph for Gai-sensei’s name

20-Green

Lee’s ninja uniform was green and it remind him of Gai

21-Head

Sakura was worry about Lee after he injured his head during a mission

22-Hollow

His soul felt empty for long time after Gai-sensei’s death, he’s both a mentor and father figure to Lee

23-Honor

A ninja’s honor is more important than his or her life, Sakura fought viciously against a horde of ninjas to protect Lee

24-Hope

Sakura hopes that Lee isn’t dead during one of his missions

25-Light

The daylight shines thoroughly Sakura’s bedroom

26-Lost

She felt lost when Tenten came back one of their missions telling the bad news

27-Metal

With a kunai on her, Sakura promise be Lee’s avenger

28-New

Sakura brought some new jeans for Lee’s birthday

29-Old

Lee stare old picture of Team Gai

30-Peace

He watches her sleeping peacefully after making love for the first time

31-Poison

Sakura start crying fanatically when Lee poison by rival ninja

32-Pretty

Lee admit she was pretty when they first met during the Chuunin examine

33-Rain

The rain brought painful memories for Lee especially the anniversary of Gai’s death

34-Regret

Sakura regret not telling Lee her feelings toward him and now he was gone forever

35-Roses

Lee buying some blue roses from Ino’s flower shop

36-Secert

“You love Lee? I won’t tell him,” Tenten promise Sakura she keep that a secret

37-Snakes

Sakura found out Lee really hate snakes

38-Snow

One of few times Lee act a normal kid when it snow

39-Solid

For brief moment Lee felt Gai’s ghost and telling him he still proud of Lee

40-Spring

Lee read some bad poetry to Sakura about the season of spring

41-Stable

It took a few nights to stabilize Lee from his injuries when Team Gai returns with a fail mission

42-Strange

“It just strange when Sakura keep stuffing her bra,” That was Naruto’s near famous last word before Sakura attempt to kill him

43-Summer

Lee nearly has a nosebleed he saw Sakura in a bikini (As long Jiraiya-sama isn’t around the area)

44-Taboo

“Don’t talk about Gai-sensei around Lee,” Tenten scolding at Neji

45-Ugly

Sakura admit Lee don’t have any fashion sense she saw that god awful jacket he wore

46-War

Enviable when they became ninjas someday it going wars they have to fight

47-Water

“Geez next time don’t overdo yourself Lee,” She handed him a glass of water

48-Welcome

She having a welcoming party for her apartment

49-Winter

The wintry chill felt through their bones during the mission

50-Wood

Lee destroyed a wooden training dummy with his impressive taijustu

X-post to 1sentence, my personal writing personal tuxedoblackrose

Fic

2007-06-03T19:54:07Z

Title: New Season
Author: Winter Ashby rosweldrmr
Pairing: Lee/Sakura
Rating: K
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Very beginning of 'Rescue Gaara Arc'/Shippuden.

sakulee @ 2006-08-28T07:50:00

2006-08-28T11:51:11Z

I REALLY want a Rock Lee Myspace layout, but even though I've searched extensively, I can't find one - if anyone can help me out, I would be greatly appreciative.

art

2006-08-26T09:41:50Z

I come bearing art!

Comments are appreciated~ ♥

(x-posted to cherrysquirrelz)

sakulee @ 2006-08-17T03:33:00

2006-08-17T07:33:09Z

You SO should watch this!!!! It is funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQanI0vqPyo

it's got 3 parts. The link is the first part.

Sadly, no Lee in this, but it is still hilarious.

new member

2006-07-19T05:54:32Z

Hello, all!

I am madly in love with the Sakura/Lee pairing and I was wondering if anyone here could tell me what anime episodes/manga I can look to for more SakuLee relationship development. So far I'm up to anime episode 135.

Thanks in advance,
Nik

Fanfic: The Mission, 1/1, PG

2005-12-21T10:53:14Z

Title: The Mission
Author: Tha Wrecka (scorpionightmare@yahoo.com)
Summary: When Sakura finds herself attracted to Lee she decides something has to be done about it.
Fandom: Naruto
Spoilers and Warnings: I have no idea when this is set but it is post time-skip. Also, Sakura/Lee.
Notes: Name of the coffee shop is entirely thanks to the CFUD OOC IRC channel and especially the_grim_wombat. Betaed by i_smile.

One day Sakura looked at Lee and thought, "Wow, he's kind of hot."

It took a while for the shock and horror to set in and she immediately started trying to repress the memories of ever having thought such a thing. Sadly, her powers of repressing were on the fritz that day.

'Lee's being hot' seemed to be one of those thoughts she couldn't unthink. She crossed the street to get away from him and that didn't help (though it did make him look sort of sad).

It wasn't necessarily a bad thing to think. Lee was a nice guy and if Sakura found him attractive for just a moment there wasn't anything wrong with that. He wasn't ugly - sure he wasn't pretty like Sasuke but he was pleasant enough to look at.

In fact, by the time she got home Sakura was convinced that her momentary lapse in judgement hadn't been a horrible experience and she'd be fine with it as long as it never happened again.

The problem was, the next time Sakura saw Lee it happened again. He was just running past her (Neji walked behind him looking amused, Tenten was looking vaguely annoyed) and all of a sudden she was wondering what he looked like naked. When she realised what she was thinking she buried her head in her hands with horror.

She shouldn't be thinking about him naked! He was too, well, 'Lee' to think of like that. He wasn't popular or stylish - he liked crying and hugging other men and he got into fights when he was drunk. Although, at least if he was naked he wouldn't be wearing that awful green jumpsuit...

No! she told herself. She wasn't going to allow herself to think that way.

On the third time that week that she found herself finding Lee attractive she decided something had to be done about it.

///

This was an important mission. Sakura put on her most efficient outfit and snuck out of her house. She bounded over the rooftops under the cover of night and made her way to her destination as quietly as possible.

When she got there she rapped on the window.

"What is it?" asked an irritated voice.

"Ino, let me in," Sakura hissed.

Ino opened the window and looked at Sakura like she was a crazy person. "Forehead girl, what are you doing?"

"I need you to help me with an important dilemma," Sakura said. "It's desperate."

"All right, come in," Ino said.

Sakura crawled through the window and arranged herself on the bed next to Ino.

"So, what's the big catastrophe?" Ino asked.

Sakura turned completely in Ino's direction, looking her completely in the eyes with intense focus. "How do you stop yourself being attracted to someone?"

Ino's face lit up with glee. "You have a crush on someone? How cute!"

"Shut up," Sakura whined.

"Who is it?" Ino asked.

"Someone horrible," Sakura answered.

"Come on, tell me," Ino pleaded. "I'm helping you out of the goodness of my heart. The least you can do is tell me who it's about."

"Fine," Sakura said, rolling her eyes. "It's Lee."

"Really?" Ino asked incredulously.

"Really," Sakura insisted. "So what should I do?"

"Go out with him," Ino answered.

"What? How will that help?" Sakura asked.

"It'll go horribly and you'll get over this random crush."

"But what if it doesn't go horribly?"

"Then keep going out with him. What are you complaining about? He's nice and he likes you. You could do worse."

///

The next time she saw Lee she was determined to carry out her plan. She was a little afraid to approach him, though - he and Gai seemed to be having an important and loud conversation about youthful exuberance or something and she didn't want to interrupt them.

She was just about to turn around and walk away when Lee called out to her. That decided things - now that he'd seen her she had to talk to him.

"Hello, Lee-san," she said brightly as he came towards her.

"Good morning, Sakura-san," he greeted. "You're looking lovely today."

"Thank you," she said, feeling herself flush. She idly drew her hair out of her face.

"Lee-san, I need you to do something for me," she said in a determined voice.

"Anything, Sakura-san!" he exclaimed.

"Go out with me," Sakura said. "Tonight. On a date."

Lee blinked at her. Sakura thought this might be the first time she'd ever seen him speechless.

"Lee-san?" she asked, starting to get worried.

A sweet, shy smile slowly stole over his face. "I can do that," he said, softly.

Sakura found herself starting to smile in spite of herself. "Okay. Good."

///

"Ino," she muttered, looking in the mirror as she smoother her hair, "this better work."

She straightened, brushed her outfit flat and nodded to herself.

"I can do this," Sakura assured herself in a strong confident voice. That didn't stop her from feeling like something was tickling her insides.

The doorbell rang decisively and Sakura ran toward the door.

"Be careful," her mother said as she barely missed knocking something over.

Sakura opened the door. Lee was smiling in a way you'd only recognise as nervous if you knew him well. He looked nice. Sure, his outfit was blindingly green and Sakura suspected he'd gotten Gai to pick it out but, somehow, he looked nice.

"Let's go," Sakura said, slamming the door behind her as she sped out of the house. Lee followed obediently.

She led him to the Shurikenbucks in the middle of Konoha. They ordered and sat at the table in the corner.

"So. How have you been?" she asked.

"I have been wonderful," he answered. "Have you been well?"

"Yes. Tsunade's been teaching me lots of interesting stuff. Have you been training hard?"

"Very hard. I still have a long way to go before I catch up to Neji. I must simply put in more time and effort in training and I will make it!"

She smiled at this. She really did admire his optimism. It was a large part of what made him Lee.

He smiled back at her.

"I'm sure you'll give it your all," she said.

"Always! Any less is simply not good enough."

The serving lady came by with their orders. Sakura's drink was warm and chocolaty, topped with layers of cream. Lee's drink was orange juice.

"Lee-san," Sakura said, incredulous, "you ordered orange juice on a date."

"It's very healthy," he said. "Plus, caffeine stunts your growth."

"Not if you only have it occasionally," Sakura said. "It won't kill you to have a cup of coffee, Lee-san."

"But..."

"Which one of us is apprenticed to a medical ninja?" Sakura asked pointedly.

"I... Could I maybe have a bit of the cream, then?" he asked bashfully.

Sakura scooped up a bit of cream with her spoon and held it out to Lee, who leant over and ate it off the spoon, blushing all the while.

"It's good," he mumbled.

She smirked.

"But orange juice is very healthy, Sakura-san," Lee said. "Also, it is quite tasty. It has many benefits."

"Well, yes, but orange juice just isn't se..." Sakura trailed off. "Keep drinking orange juice, Lee-san."

It was a small hope but, maybe if Lee stuck to orange juice she wouldn't find him attractive.

Half an hour later they'd talked about health food and trade with Sand and she'd refused to let him pay for her.

"I can pay for it, myself," she insisted, expecting him to raise a protest.

"How modern and independent! Your self-sufficiency is truly admirable!" he gushed. "Truly, you are a strong and capable person."

She dropped her head in her hands. Why did he have to be such a dork? And, more importantly, why did she think it was cute? She was starting to think there was no hope for her.

"Come on, Lee-san, I'll walk you home," she said.

///

The afternoon was bright and breezy. The leaves blew past their feet as they walked slowly along the footpath. Their hands gently brushed with each step.

"I had a nice time," Sakura admitted.

"Of course I had a wonderful time!" Lee exclaimed. "Every moment spent with you brings me endless pleasure."

They stopped walking. Lee tilted his head back to look at her in query. There was something about his face that drew her closer. Quickly, while the urge still had a hold on her, she kissed him. His mouth was soft and warm, gently parting under hers. When she pulled back he looked shocked for a moment before a silly grin took over his face.

Well, that failed at being horrible.

"Do you want to go out with me again sometime?" she asked.

"Yes," he answered, nodding enthusiastically.

"Well, see you later then," she said and turned to walk home.

Mission failed. She still thought he was attractive and she wanted to go out with him again. That was not her plan. Yet somehow, she really didn't mind.

Sakura/Lee icons

2005-12-17T13:31:36Z

I made a couple of icons:

Recs

2005-12-02T17:22:56Z

I suppose I should kick of this community with some SakuLee recs and links. Does anyone have any?

I haven't read nearly enough Sakura/Lee fanfic but I am very fond of:

Youthful Flowers, in Spring by WhiteCat - which is sad, sweet and hopeful.

The Height of Walls by Pierrot twixt Columbine - mostly because it gives good Neji.

I'm sure other people have read good S/L so have at it.

Hello and Welcome!

2005-11-27T12:02:02Z

Welcome to the Sakura/Lee House of Crack! I got frustrated with how hard it is so find SakuLee on the internet so I figured if I made a place for it that might help.

Please to post:
-Icons
-Fanfiction
-Discussion
-Fanart
-Anything related to the pairing.

I really do find the idea of Sakura/Lee a lot of fun because he's nuts and she's the toppiest girl in Narutoland and I hope other people do too.